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12-16-2014, 10:23 AM
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#3351
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**** you Monday
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by zikzak
Do craigslist hookers count?
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thats pushing it, but i will say yes
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12-16-2014, 11:50 AM
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#3352
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
Location: OH BOY!!!!!
Posts: 6,469
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Re: The question of the day thread
nope, my wife won't let me.
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12-16-2014, 02:40 PM
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#3353
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,533
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by -chopper-
nope, my wife won't let me.
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that's only because she doesn't want you to see her profile on it?
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12-16-2014, 05:46 PM
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#3354
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by -chopper-
nope, my wife won't let me.
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This
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12-16-2014, 06:56 PM
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#3355
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banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: putting that s**t on everything
Posts: 9,515
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Re: The question of the day thread
This guy invited me to a movie screening on Xmas...
Should I go?
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12-26-2014, 08:13 PM
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#3356
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: The question of the day thread
How often should a man clip his toenails?
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12-26-2014, 08:20 PM
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#3357
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banned
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Earth
Posts: 35
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by JustJ46671
How often should a man clip his toenails?
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When you're having difficulty putting on your shoes, it's time to clip!
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12-26-2014, 09:05 PM
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#3358
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
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Re: The question of the day thread
I didn't know we were supposed to do that. I mean, eventually they'll get caught in a sock or something and tear. They seem to take care of themselves.
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12-26-2014, 11:05 PM
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#3359
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,533
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Re: The question of the day thread
I have no idea how often. I just cut them when they need it. I don't really schedule it in.
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12-27-2014, 10:49 AM
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#3360
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adept
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: River
Posts: 1,001
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Re: The question of the day thread
Id say fingernails once s week and toenails once every two weeks. But I think I do fingernails every two weeks and toenails once a month.
Sent from ****ter+ 2.0
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12-27-2014, 01:34 PM
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#3361
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,533
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Re: The question of the day thread
Would you rather
A. Have to watch your parents have sex 20 minutes everyday for the rest of your life?
Or
B. Join in with them once for 20 minutes and never have to watch them anymore?
Last edited by fidstar-poker; 12-27-2014 at 01:34 PM.
Reason: question stolen!
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12-27-2014, 02:44 PM
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#3362
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: The question of the day thread
20 minutes doesn't seem like enough time
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12-27-2014, 03:22 PM
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#3363
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hither, Yon
Posts: 22,236
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Re: The question of the day thread
I'd rather clip my toenails.
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12-27-2014, 10:14 PM
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#3364
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**** you Monday
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
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Re: The question of the day thread
What level of participation would be required if you join?
Like are you just present, or is there penetration?
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12-27-2014, 10:42 PM
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#3365
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,533
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Re: The question of the day thread
Being present doesn't make it a threesome.
Enjoy doing your mom, while your Dad high fives you while he's getting a blow job (your choice if the blow job is from you or your mom).
Sweet dreams...
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12-27-2014, 10:52 PM
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#3366
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adept
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: River
Posts: 1,001
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Being present doesn't make it a threesome.
Enjoy doing your mom, while your Dad high fives you while he's getting a blow job (your choice if the blow job is from you or your mom).
Sweet dreams...
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You have a sick mind.
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01-05-2015, 05:22 AM
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#3367
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formerly johnyv
Join Date: May 2008
Location: OH BOY!!!!!
Posts: 6,469
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Re: The question of the day thread
I sense a TR - "20 minutes with my parents"
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01-05-2015, 12:49 PM
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#3368
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banned
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: putting that s**t on everything
Posts: 9,515
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Re: The question of the day thread
This hits too close to home.
My dad was an insulin-dependent diabetic his last 15 years.
[similar cardio-vascular issues too.. except he went and got Chinese acupuncture in the 1970's, where now I go get Chinese happy-tug. Modern medicine has progressed immensely, obv. .]
If my mom n dad actually had 20 minutes of sex A YEAR,
I woulda been on the edge of the goddamn bed cheerin em on...
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01-07-2015, 01:40 AM
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#3369
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For President
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,241
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Re: The question of the day thread
would you rather have a lasagna tray of dirty tepid dishwater thrown in your face or leap nude into a giant pile of elephant dung like steve-o
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01-07-2015, 03:17 AM
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#3370
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World's Best Dad
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 21,378
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Re: The question of the day thread
Being nude is always fun!
Legit question. A real 50/50 right there.
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01-07-2015, 10:26 AM
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#3371
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**** you Monday
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 11,588
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Re: The question of the day thread
dishwater ainec
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01-07-2015, 10:58 AM
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#3372
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Reality
Posts: 30,533
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Re: The question of the day thread
this one seems like a no brainer.
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01-07-2015, 11:24 AM
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#3373
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
Being nude is always fun!
Legit question. A real 50/50 right there.
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Pics!
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01-07-2015, 08:54 PM
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#3374
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For President
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE
Posts: 33,241
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Re: The question of the day thread
i figure i'd jump in feet first and hose off, i don't really give a **** about my legs but i'm very protective of my face. on the other hand i'd be worried about maybe picking up some kind of parasite from the super hardy elephant dung, i mean that's gotta have the gnarliest parasites in the world, right? ****in tough. what if i get a dickworm? or a buttworm? which would be worse?
Last edited by ScreaminAsian; 01-07-2015 at 08:59 PM.
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01-08-2015, 11:36 AM
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#3375
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: searching the web for jorts
Posts: 11,951
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Re: The question of the day thread
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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian
which would be worse?
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As QOTD go, this is complicated
Not gonna lie, a little dickworm action might be exotic and entertaining
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