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Old 12-16-2014, 10:23 AM   #3351
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Do craigslist hookers count?
thats pushing it, but i will say yes
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Old 12-16-2014, 11:50 AM   #3352
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nope, my wife won't let me.
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Old 12-16-2014, 02:40 PM   #3353
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nope, my wife won't let me.
that's only because she doesn't want you to see her profile on it?
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Old 12-16-2014, 05:46 PM   #3354
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nope, my wife won't let me.
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Old 12-16-2014, 06:56 PM   #3355
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Re: The question of the day thread

This guy invited me to a movie screening on Xmas...



Should I go?



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Old 12-26-2014, 08:13 PM   #3356
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How often should a man clip his toenails?
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Old 12-26-2014, 08:20 PM   #3357
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How often should a man clip his toenails?
When you're having difficulty putting on your shoes, it's time to clip!
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Old 12-26-2014, 09:05 PM   #3358
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I didn't know we were supposed to do that. I mean, eventually they'll get caught in a sock or something and tear. They seem to take care of themselves.
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Old 12-26-2014, 11:05 PM   #3359
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I have no idea how often. I just cut them when they need it. I don't really schedule it in.
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:49 AM   #3360
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Re: The question of the day thread

Id say fingernails once s week and toenails once every two weeks. But I think I do fingernails every two weeks and toenails once a month.

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Old 12-27-2014, 01:34 PM   #3361
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Re: The question of the day thread

Would you rather

A. Have to watch your parents have sex 20 minutes everyday for the rest of your life?

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B. Join in with them once for 20 minutes and never have to watch them anymore?

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Old 12-27-2014, 02:44 PM   #3362
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20 minutes doesn't seem like enough time
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Old 12-27-2014, 03:22 PM   #3363
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I'd rather clip my toenails.
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:14 PM   #3364
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Re: The question of the day thread

What level of participation would be required if you join?

Like are you just present, or is there penetration?
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:42 PM   #3365
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Re: The question of the day thread

Being present doesn't make it a threesome.

Enjoy doing your mom, while your Dad high fives you while he's getting a blow job (your choice if the blow job is from you or your mom).

Sweet dreams...
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Old 12-27-2014, 10:52 PM   #3366
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Being present doesn't make it a threesome.

Enjoy doing your mom, while your Dad high fives you while he's getting a blow job (your choice if the blow job is from you or your mom).

Sweet dreams...
You have a sick mind.
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Old 01-05-2015, 05:22 AM   #3367
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I sense a TR - "20 minutes with my parents"
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Old 01-05-2015, 12:49 PM   #3368
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Re: The question of the day thread

This hits too close to home.

My dad was an insulin-dependent diabetic his last 15 years.

[similar cardio-vascular issues too.. except he went and got Chinese acupuncture in the 1970's, where now I go get Chinese happy-tug. Modern medicine has progressed immensely, obv. .]

If my mom n dad actually had 20 minutes of sex A YEAR,
I woulda been on the edge of the goddamn bed cheerin em on...
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Old 01-07-2015, 01:40 AM   #3369
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Re: The question of the day thread

would you rather have a lasagna tray of dirty tepid dishwater thrown in your face or leap nude into a giant pile of elephant dung like steve-o
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Old 01-07-2015, 03:17 AM   #3370
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Re: The question of the day thread

Being nude is always fun!

Legit question. A real 50/50 right there.
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Old 01-07-2015, 10:26 AM   #3371
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dishwater ainec
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Old 01-07-2015, 10:58 AM   #3372
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this one seems like a no brainer.
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Old 01-07-2015, 11:24 AM   #3373
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Being nude is always fun!

Legit question. A real 50/50 right there.
Pics!
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Old 01-07-2015, 08:54 PM   #3374
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Re: The question of the day thread

i figure i'd jump in feet first and hose off, i don't really give a **** about my legs but i'm very protective of my face. on the other hand i'd be worried about maybe picking up some kind of parasite from the super hardy elephant dung, i mean that's gotta have the gnarliest parasites in the world, right? ****in tough. what if i get a dickworm? or a buttworm? which would be worse?

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Old 01-08-2015, 11:36 AM   #3375
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which would be worse?
As QOTD go, this is complicated
Not gonna lie, a little dickworm action might be exotic and entertaining
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