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03-14-2012 , 11:20 PM
My wife locked me out the house cuz i smoked a cig. Now im outside cuz she locked the door. WTF
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03-14-2012 , 11:22 PM
Welcome to America Biotch!

Last edited by Kristy; 03-14-2012 at 11:22 PM. Reason: Respect your women's authority in the future.
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03-14-2012 , 11:26 PM
OP, when are you coming out?
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03-14-2012 , 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Welcome to America Biotch!
Yes!!!! Another thread by this guy....
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03-14-2012 , 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker
OP, when are you coming out?
lol
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03-14-2012 , 11:45 PM
shocking !!
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03-15-2012 , 12:06 AM
next time don't smoke in the house (unless it's weed), you dumbass
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03-15-2012 , 12:10 AM
how are you on the internet? also, lol
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03-15-2012 , 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by CheckRaise_
how are you on the internet? also, lol
some ppls have fancy phones with internetz
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03-15-2012 , 12:22 AM
i do too, btw the 2p2 app ****ing stellar

good luck op, bear grills mode now
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03-15-2012 , 12:41 AM
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03-15-2012 , 12:41 AM
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03-15-2012 , 01:28 AM
Iphone 4s , didnt i tell yall my wife had me a phone already!

She took my virginia slims and threw them all away. A ****ing $7 pack. Well at least i still got the lighter. **** she took my passport and my identification card that i had in Bolivia. ****
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03-15-2012 , 01:29 AM
I cant buy any more cigs.. She mad and i prob wont get head tonight. In a ****ing dumbass
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03-15-2012 , 01:32 AM
Virginia Slims? You really are a bitch aren't you?
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03-15-2012 , 01:38 AM
Who the hell smokes Virginia Slims? Do you drink a michelob ultra with that?
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03-15-2012 , 02:21 AM
Isn't she worried you are going to slit her throat? I mean, she knows you are Bolivian, right?
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03-15-2012 , 02:46 AM
Fwiw I among with most people would have locked you out for smoking Virginia Slims. I think you need to apologize to your wife and ask her for you testicles back.
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03-15-2012 , 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by robhimself
Virginia Slims? You really are a bitch aren't you?
Give him a break, he is not American. Only Americans know the dos and dont's of masculinity. Latin Americans and Europeans need to be graded on a sliding scale.

I know what you are thinking, the guy with red running shoes, skin-tight green denim pants, and a pea coat with 13 buckles is gay. He is not, he is likely just from the Netherlands or Brazil or something.
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03-15-2012 , 02:59 AM
SIEGE! Smoke her out of the house like a rat.
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03-15-2012 , 03:52 AM
So will she be alone tonight as well?

Oh and Virgin Slims....

Spoiler:
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03-15-2012 , 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by What A Fun Time!
Give him a break, he is not American. Only Americans know the dos and dont's of masculinity. Latin Americans and Europeans need to be graded on a sliding scale.

I know what you are thinking, the guy with red running shoes, skin-tight green denim pants, and a pea coat with 13 buckles is gay. He is not, he is likely just from the Netherlands or Brazil or something.


hahahaha. this made me lol. deffinately could see that guy been from netherlands !
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03-15-2012 , 04:21 AM
Quit smoking. Switch to heroin.
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03-15-2012 , 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by What A Fun Time!
Give him a break, he is not American. Only Americans know the dos and dont's of masculinity. Latin Americans and Europeans need to be graded on a sliding scale.

I know what you are thinking, the guy with red running shoes, skin-tight green denim pants, and a pea coat with 13 buckles is gay. He is not, he is likely just from the Netherlands or Brazil or something.
hahaha it's funny because its so true.
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03-15-2012 , 05:33 AM
The only three letters I need to know are U, S, and A
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