Hey it's Vince for another exciting product, this product is possibly the most important product I have ever endorsed, Life Pager!


Oh no that woman is about to get DPed:


But wait, she has Life pager, the ordinary looking pager, that is actually a weapon of mass destruction!


Bam! Took care of that fool!


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Or taking a run at 3 in the morning:


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op i feel like you are a considerable problem for this forum but i have no ideas on how to get rid of you.

1 star at best

I think I'm losing it...I thought this thread would be pure gold...

I bought one of these at Walgreens last week thinking it could help save my family. So yesterday I was out shopping for some essentials, you know, ham, bread, cheese, KY for my fleshlight and some other whatnots. Anyway, I got about halfway home; I live about 2 miles from the store, lots of dark alleys and such on the way home. So, about a mile into my walk home some thugs try and jump me, so I try and use this nifty little device, it did nothing, if it could have done less than nothing that is what would have happened. Well seeing as how this was not my first self-defense plan.....I have been taking a sort of cross between akido and judo recently. I started about 3 months ago and luckily these punks were a low enough level that I was able to subdue them with a few well placed down, down forward, forward punches. Once they were on the ground I threw some Tabasco in their eyes for messing with me and told them to go home. But seriously if it wasn't for my ninjitsu skills and the fact that they were no older than 13 then I would be filing a class action lawsuit against this horrible device. It probably wasn't even tested on monkey's before being put on the market. I am appalled and infuriated at their lack of commitment to the consumer.

Oh yeah......and this.

fyp,

im also super impressed you'd take the time to make an attempt to save this thread, i salute you for that!

Oh no that woman is about to get DPed:


Lawl

<3 Vince

o rly

this is probably the funniest post you've made in months

Ever since the name change blahblahblah...

no u

LOL.

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