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03-28-2008 , 02:09 PM
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Lets say you are at a friends house and you have to go pinch a loaf. The bathroom is right by the area everyone is hanging out (watching tv or what not).

Do you turn on the faucet? (to try to drown out the sound)
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03-28-2008 , 02:11 PM
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wtf is pinching a loaf
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03-28-2008 , 02:11 PM
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nope - you stand up so it makes a huge plop. let out a big sigh of relief for everyone to hear as well
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03-28-2008 , 02:12 PM
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oh nvm if you are at a guys house w guys obv you just go and be proud about it if you are at a girls house w girls you say i gotta make a phone call and go out in the lawn to ****... pretty standard
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03-28-2008 , 02:13 PM
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If the sound's going to be loud enough that it's of concern, I think you're beyond the help of a running faucet.
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03-28-2008 , 02:17 PM
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oh nvm if you are at a guys house w guys obv you just go and be proud about it if you are at a girls house w girls you say i gotta make a phone call and go out in the lawn to ****... pretty standard
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03-28-2008 , 02:22 PM
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wtf? turning on the faucet wont get rid of the smell. Im more worried about the smell than about them hearing me!
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03-28-2008 , 02:29 PM
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also, how ****ing loud are you? Im pretty much a silent pooper. There is no reason to force it out man, just let nature work its course.
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03-28-2008 , 03:05 PM
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also, how ****ing loud are you? Im pretty much a silent pooper. There is no reason to force it out man, just let nature work its course.
well in that case, just do it in your pants, you dont even have to get up
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03-28-2008 , 03:13 PM
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Lets say you are at a friends house and you have to go pinch a loaf. The bathroom is right by the area everyone is hanging out (watching tv or what not).

Do you turn on the faucet? (to try to drown out the sound)
Not only do you not turn on the faucet, but you leave the door open so you don't miss out on anything while you're gone.
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03-28-2008 , 03:13 PM
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well in that case, just do it in your pants, you dont even have to get up

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wtf? turning on the faucet wont get rid of the smell. Im more worried about the smell than about them hearing me!
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03-28-2008 , 03:19 PM
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Lets say you are at a friends house and you have to go pinch a loaf. The bathroom is right by the area everyone is hanging out (watching tv or what not).

Do you turn on the faucet? (to try to drown out the sound)

Proudly announce that you have to go take a ****, take the ****, and fan all the ****ty air out of the bathroom so everyone else can enjoy it too.
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03-28-2008 , 03:24 PM
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I had this dilemna over xmas while staying at my sister's house; I decided to go upstairs to avoid plop sounds / stinkage; when I came back downstairs she loudly and publicly berated me for shtting in the toilet next to her bedroom. she's a complete btch, i hate her.
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03-29-2008 , 05:13 PM
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I had this dilemna over xmas while staying at my sister's house; I decided to go upstairs to avoid plop sounds / stinkage; when I came back downstairs she loudly and publicly berated me for shtting in the toilet next to her bedroom. she's a complete btch, i hate her.
Next time bring her a chocolate swizzle stick for her coffee LDO.
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03-29-2008 , 05:29 PM
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wtf is pinching a loaf
It'll get you in trouble!

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03-29-2008 , 06:15 PM
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oh nvm if you are at a guys house w guys obv you just go and be proud about it if you are at a girls house w girls you say i gotta make a phone call and go out in the lawn to ****... pretty standard
this is ****in genius
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03-29-2008 , 06:20 PM
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black friends house:

before you walk in to the bathroom, you turn around and announce "it's about to get maaaaad stinky up in this motha****a!"
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03-29-2008 , 06:42 PM
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It'll get you in trouble!
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