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The personal ads in my local newspaper are full of win The personal ads in my local newspaper are full of win

09-23-2009 , 06:54 PM
Yeah so I was flicking through the Liverpool Echo's personal ads section (for no apparent reason...) when I came across the following beauties:

33yo male with shaved head seeks similair. Some bodily hair is acceptable.


47yo male, never married, no kids, seeks bubbly female. High heels a must.


Quiet 26yo female seeks strict older man. Video room available.


So I thought it might be fun if we had a thread for amusing personal ads.
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09-23-2009 , 06:58 PM
wat
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09-23-2009 , 06:58 PM
I fail to see any win anywhere in this thread. please point to it?
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09-23-2009 , 07:00 PM
jay leno itt.
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09-23-2009 , 07:01 PM
no, i used a calculator
counting in your head is for bustos
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09-23-2009 , 07:08 PM
just go read the best of craigslist

sheesh
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09-23-2009 , 08:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
(for no apparent reason...)
Except loneliness and a glimmer of hope that you will meet your soul mate in the personals.
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09-23-2009 , 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
Yeah so I was flicking through the Liverpool Echo's personal ads section (for no apparent reason...) when I came across the following beauties:

33yo male with shaved head seeks similair. Some bodily hair is acceptable.


47yo male, never married, no kids, seeks bubbly female. High heels a must.


Quiet 26yo female seeks strict older man. Video room available.


So I thought it might be fun if we had a thread for amusing personal ads.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ashiXIII
I fail to see any win anywhere in this thread. please point to it?
Someone is too young to hit dat.
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09-23-2009 , 08:43 PM
Sounds like 4L is in a bad mood this evening.
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09-23-2009 , 08:50 PM
Yeaaaaah buuuut do you know whats not full of win?

Spoiler:
THIS THREAD!
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09-23-2009 , 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by animal_chin
Yeaaaaah buuuut do you know whats not full of win?

Spoiler:
THIS THREAD!
I knew this was coming and it was still funny lol

OP u may enjoy this game that me and my buddies play. Go to craigslist.com and go to women seeking men. Find one with a pic and take turns deciding whether the lovely lady will be: fat, ugly, horrendous, crazy, or a combo of two. have every one ante some amount of $ in and then click the pic. This game cracks me up every time

Last edited by Imbrokeson; 09-23-2009 at 09:22 PM. Reason: cause I forgot chit
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09-23-2009 , 11:01 PM
uh....our ads suck
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09-24-2009 , 12:55 AM
jeez these aren't even close to that weird. Check out Craigslist for comedy.
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09-24-2009 , 01:23 AM
I've obviously lived a sheltered life, so I now plan to go to this craigslist place and investigate further. TR to follow.
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09-24-2009 , 01:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
Quiet 26yo female seeks strict older man. Video room available.
So, PM the details?
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09-24-2009 , 04:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
I've obviously lived a sheltered life, so I now plan to go to this craigslist place and investigate further. TR to follow.
bumping for results?
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09-24-2009 , 10:10 AM
someone post something from craigslist.
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09-24-2009 , 10:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
I've obviously lived a sheltered life, so I now plan to go to this craigslist place and investigate further. TR to follow.
in before getting robbed.
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09-24-2009 , 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Livew1re
someone post something from craigslist.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...1hotdate1.html
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09-24-2009 , 11:22 AM
Here are some funny Irish personals that Ive seen a collection of.

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes,
Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick
Street at three o'clock in the morning.

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime
fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a
thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady
for bail purposes, maybe more.

Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21
year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for
wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic
walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight
under the flinty light of a pale moon.

Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-
minded twin sister.
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09-24-2009 , 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
Quiet 26yo female seeks strict older man. Video room available.
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigPoppa
So, PM the details?
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09-24-2009 , 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LostOstrich
I've obviously lived a sheltered life, so I now plan to go to this craigslist place and investigate further. Lots of ghey secks to follow.
fyp
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09-24-2009 , 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bingobars
Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed
and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady
for bail purposes, maybe more.


Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-
minded twin sister.
Mayo is Irish?
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09-24-2009 , 01:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zoltan
Mayo is Irish?
Mayo is a place in Ireland coincidentally....
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09-24-2009 , 01:05 PM
Does this thread make anyone else want to start checking the local personal ads where they live?
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