My name is Drew and my wife is Stacey
don't expect this poem to rhyme, I'm far too lazy
bitch wouldn't cook no nuggets, wouldn't stroke my anus
so I chopped her up and tucked her away in a blue thingyazus
told the press she left me for another man
she's probably on a beach, ****ing in the sand
surely she would have heard the new stories
but really, I'm just a lying ****er, man that **** was gory.
Last edited by LirvA; 10-31-2008 at 08:09 AM.
Reason: oh wait, accident you said
my baby's gonna look cute this Halloween
I'm gonna dress it up as a pre-pubescent drag queen
first the dress, then the stockings
then some makeup, it'll be shocking
no no baby thing, don't move while I do your makeup
Oh ****, god damn, slipped and poked your eye out, shut up
Well, this baby's obviously done for, just an accident, I could say I hickupped
Last edited by LirvA; 10-31-2008 at 08:12 AM.
Reason: is hickupped a word?
