Is Tommarow.

I will getting roughly $800.

I can easily Survive and comfortablly on just $125-200.

How much should I put online.

and what site?

Im thinking stars...but mb not because of rakeback.

please let me know.

Put it all online, get drunk and post a flipforrolls thread. Then post in the transfer thread (after losing flips) and scam someone, and then never post again.

Move out of your parents house obv.

serious post please

Dude, I make $125-200 on interest alone per day. How could you possibly live off that?

Don't do this ever.

im 17 18 in a month

wat

Buy some drugs and then sell it at an increased price

I live at home because Im only 17.

my bday is in august.

so all i need to do is buy gas, drink, smoke, hookers,etc

Wat

You don't have a great place to bring women back to if you don't.

Start a home game in your basement but dont invite lilzilla

ACTUALLY

I have a pretty nice home.

and my parents are rarly home.

so what site should I sign up for?

stars?

or what

From pokerstars,

Age verification

Any underage player who has provided dishonest or inaccurate information regarding their true age will have all winnings forfeited and could face criminal prosecution. Under no circumstances will any losses incurred by an underage player be reimbursed.
What we do

* Every person signing up for a new account at PokerStars must check a box that indicates that they are at least 18 years of age. This notifies everybody that we don’t accept players under 18.
* When a player creates an account with PokerStars, we collect their name, address,and birth date to confirm that the player is at least 18 years old.
* PokerStars does not target underage players with our marketing and advertising. It is neither good business nor consistent with our personal and corporate values to attract underage players.

What you can do

* Be sure to protect your computer. All Windows computers can be set up to have password control so that you must enter a password to get to the desktop. In general, this is a good practice, but it’s even more important when there are children or teenagers in your household. Also, keep your PokerStars screen name and password private. You can elect to have the PokerStars software not remember your password each time you log into PokerStars. If you have any concern that somebody else might attempt to access your PokerStars account, you should not allow the PokerStars software to remember your password.
* If you have children or teenagers in your household, use protection software that allows you to limit the websites to which they have access, prevent file sharing, and generally give you detailed control over how your children use the Internet. Here is a list of some of those programs:

• SafeKids
• NetNanny
* If you are aware of an underage person using PokerStars software, let us know. Simply send an email to support@pokerstars.com and we will get right on it. Our first step is to investigate, and if warranted, freeze the player’s account and request identification from that player; we take these reports seriously.
* Be a responsible parent. In many ways, this is nothing more than keeping your eyes and ears open. If you hear your children talking about poker accounts, deposits, and withdrawals, start asking questions. If you see the PokerStars client on your child's computer, uninstall it and ask more questions. A responsible parent is the best start to preventing underage gaming.

go to rakebackpros first and then follow the directions to sign up for FTP

i hate ftp been baned hella times.

my chat is bannedo n this ip.

and my destop ip is banned so its like not an option

Well then either use a proxy to access it or find some lowly scumbag site which offers a good rakeback deal.

yeah which i dont know?

so im asking what are people's top 5 sites?

Matt, this is funny on so many levels lol

you guys are virgins its cool.

what are the best siteS?

buy more hookers, never have enough

or MOVE out

wow, x-poasting this and the omg thread. deja vu.

sounds like you are baller as hell if you keep getting baned

At least I speak from experience and not out of my ass lol.

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