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05-04-2011 , 07:27 AM


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"can you smell the virgins, i want em Kevroc style"

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"I don't even own a farmer"
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05-04-2011 , 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Reese
i want em Kevroc style
Low self esteem and no real options?
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05-04-2011 , 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
Low self esteem and no real options?
Weighing bout tree fiddy
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05-04-2011 , 07:59 AM
iirc osama no speak anglais?
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05-04-2011 , 08:52 AM
Prolly something like "Stop, dont shoot! I just look a lot like my broth..." BANG.
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05-04-2011 , 09:00 AM
"My name is Dave"

*Bang*

"Oh sh*t, lets just dump him in the sea"
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05-04-2011 , 09:01 AM
whats this button do?
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05-04-2011 , 09:08 AM
"what the...."
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05-04-2011 , 09:13 AM
"Respawn in 3, 2, 1..."
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05-04-2011 , 01:26 PM
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I curse Zoidberg.
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05-04-2011 , 01:28 PM
Osama's Wife: "Run, its the US!"

Osama: "Do not speak woman!"
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05-04-2011 , 01:39 PM
Whatever "suckah suckah dick y'all" translates to in Arabic
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05-04-2011 , 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dying Actors
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I curse Zoidberg.
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05-04-2011 , 02:06 PM
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Don't tase me bro!


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"What is the deal with the food on these United flights? (taps on microphone) "Is thing on?"
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05-04-2011 , 02:21 PM
"I'm innocent ! ask quagmyer.. "
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05-04-2011 , 03:26 PM
Can I has a blindfold and a bacon samich?
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05-04-2011 , 03:31 PM
Whew, I thought you were Chris Hanson!

Wait..what...the
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05-04-2011 , 03:45 PM
durka durka...durka durka?

DURKA!!!!
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05-04-2011 , 03:48 PM
I dont know if you are serious or not. I didnt give her place to sleep and food in exchange for sex, I gave it out of good will with ulterior motive from my part. It's not like I told her "I give you this stuff if you have sex with me". We were watching a movie and I made insinuating gestures at her. She responded positively to my gestures and we ended up having sex. This is the way I might have approached a "normal" girl as well. so no, I dont think I made her a prostitute. It is borderline paying for sex, I know. But it is questionable in this case for sure. I dont know whether me getting her the room and food made her have sex with me, or if she had sex with me without the stuff I gave her altering her decision. Probably it did, I dont know. But it's not as clear as you make it sound.

She came from ukraine with some dude to be his wife.. So if someone made her a prostitute I think her ex-husband beat me to it. Call me cynical, but I doubt it was true love with them. She probably came here with him to get a better life (which didnt turn out too well).
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05-04-2011 , 03:58 PM
And I was like WOW is this real life?
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05-04-2011 , 05:26 PM
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05-04-2011 , 05:45 PM
WTF? How did the US get here? I thought I was finished with this when I died.
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05-04-2011 , 05:57 PM
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05-04-2011 , 06:06 PM


*double tap to dome*
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