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08-04-2008 , 07:37 PM

#3376

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

bleh stop talking about ppl dying

08-04-2008 , 07:39 PM

#3377

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

With my feet upon the ground I lose myself
between the sounds and open wide to suck it in.
I feel it move across my skin.
I'm reaching up and reaching out.
I'm reaching for the random or what ever will bewilder me.
And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been.
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.

makes me want to do drugs

08-04-2008 , 07:40 PM

#3378

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by iplayscared

were they asian by any chance?

Nope, all white if I remember correctly

08-04-2008 , 07:41 PM

#3379

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Eastern Kentucky/Western West Virginia is the poorest region of the country. Conditions there are appalling. That's why I'm so interested in politics: I just can't believe we allow it to continue, and I want to fix it.

Yeah, when we went we were fixing up the food bank, and sorting clothes for a clothing drive and helping out where people needed it and whatnot, but it felt like so little when you realize how much help is needed there.

08-04-2008 , 07:41 PM

#3380

iplayscared

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,904

Bump via iPhone

08-04-2008 , 07:41 PM

#3381

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuleThirtyFour

bleh stop talking about ppl dying

Once I was nailing this girl so hard that I dislocated my knee, I thought I was going to die but I just rolled over and let her ride me until we were done.

08-04-2008 , 07:41 PM

#3382

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

good point, it's overrated

That's why I'm only gonna do it the one time.

08-04-2008 , 07:43 PM

#3383

RuleThirtyFour

in your dreams

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 9,174

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

Once I was nailing this girl so hard that I dislocated my knee, I thought I was going to die but I just rolled over and let her ride me until we were done.

srsly?

08-04-2008 , 07:44 PM

#3384

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmemere

Nope, all white if I remember correctly

Kentucky is also home to the whitest county in America! Magoffin County is 98.9% white.

B, B, or V?

08-04-2008 , 07:44 PM

#3385

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

4 srs.

I have bad knees from years of basketball. We were on a bed in the dorms which was tiny and not much room for moving so I put my knee on her desk and stood up

08-04-2008 , 07:45 PM

#3386

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

Once I was nailing this girl so hard that I dislocated my knee, I thought I was going to die but I just rolled over and let her ride me until we were done.

They all would have said "he died doing what he loved: injuring himself."

08-04-2008 , 07:45 PM

#3387

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

4 srs.

I have bad knees from years of basketball. We were on a bed in the dorms which was tiny and not much room for moving so I put my knee on her desk and stood up

I hear that's what ended Arvydas Sabonis's career.

08-04-2008 , 07:46 PM

#3388

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,451

I once rode a girl so hard, the strand of skin under me winky snapped and the skin went all the way back to the base, and my balls fell out.

Or maybe I dreamt that.

08-04-2008 , 07:47 PM

#3389

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

They all would have said "he died doing what he loved: injuring himself."

that would've been my epitaph. That was my closest do death experience

08-04-2008 , 07:48 PM

#3390

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

I once rode a girl so hard, the strand of skin under me winky snapped and the skin went all the way back to the base, and my balls fell out.

Or maybe I dreamt that.

standard

08-04-2008 , 07:48 PM

#3391

sootedgapper

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 10,251

drugs are fun, for everyone

08-04-2008 , 07:49 PM

#3392

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,960

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

that would've been my epitaph. That was my closest do death experience

Mine is when I fell through the dining room floor when I was like 5. I haven't lived the most exciting life.

I did once slip during shower sex and bang my head into the faucet and almost pass out, though.

08-04-2008 , 07:50 PM

#3393

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

I once rode a girl so hard, the strand of skin under me winky snapped and the skin went all the way back to the base, and my balls fell out.

Or maybe I dreamt that.

I have the mental image in my head of one of those old fashioned window shutter

08-04-2008 , 07:52 PM

#3394

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

lol that is pretty baller. I bet she was swooning.

Thats not actually even close to my closest to death experience

08-04-2008 , 07:53 PM

#3395

iplayscared

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 5,904

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

I did once slip during shower sex and bang my head into the faucet and almost pass out, though.

pics or it didnt happen

08-04-2008 , 07:53 PM

#3396

sootedgapper

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 10,251

Quote:

Originally Posted by iplayscared

pics or it didnt happen

i dont wanna see pics of mayo in the shower

08-04-2008 , 07:55 PM

#3397

emmemere

moderatrix

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 8,255

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

standard

I giggle a little everytime I see your sister's name on facebook, it's not a very common name

08-04-2008 , 07:57 PM

#3398

jsplit

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,872

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

I once rode a girl so hard, the strand of skin under me winky snapped and the skin went all the way back to the base, and my balls fell out.

Or maybe I dreamt that.

instantly checked to see if my balls were still down there, standard?