and btw I'm too scurred to repoast poop technique in new thread jsut in case i get banz0red. so i'll just poast it here.
my pooping technique is very effective in allowing many goals to be achieved
this is what i do:
i tear off a long piece of toilet paper, maybe 10 little squares long, and then fold it up. I then use it to envelop two or three of my fingers which I create a prong with, which I insert into my bum. I then rotate this knob shaped apparatus clockwise, scooping out poop. If I do this long enough, stimulation occurs and I get a boner. This can be good because obviously I am enjoying myself, but a practical benefit occurs because my boner then rubs against the front rim of the toilet, cleaning the exterior of my boner. I also receive penal stimulation from the contact with the toilet rim, which sometimes leads to ejaculation. This ejaculation then cleans and polishes the toilet bowl and leaves it shinier when it is washed off.
I then repeat this, changing the toilet paper as it gets dirty until all the poop is cleaned. The flush washes away the dirty poopy toilet paper and the sticky ejaculate, leaving the toilet all shiny and clean.
Depending on how musty my poop is, I then wallow in the smell for a while, often playing call of duty 2 on my phone. I prefer playing as the russian sniper, because snipers are cool.
and btw I'm too scurred to repoast poop technique in new thread jsut in case i get banz0red. so i'll just poast it here.
my pooping technique is very effective in allowing many goals to be achieved
this is what i do:
i tear off a long piece of toilet paper, maybe 10 little squares long, and then fold it up. I then use it to envelop two or three of my fingers which I create a prong with, which I insert into my bum. I then rotate this knob shaped apparatus clockwise, scooping out poop. If I do this long enough, stimulation occurs and I get a boner. This can be good because obviously I am enjoying myself, but a practical benefit occurs because my boner then rubs against the front rim of the toilet, cleaning the exterior of my boner. I also receive penal stimulation from the contact with the toilet rim, which sometimes leads to ejaculation. This ejaculation then cleans and polishes the toilet bowl and leaves it shinier when it is washed off.
I then repeat this, changing the toilet paper as it gets dirty until all the poop is cleaned. The flush washes away the dirty poopy toilet paper and the sticky ejaculate, leaving the toilet all shiny and clean.
Depending on how musty my poop is, I then wallow in the smell for a while, often playing call of duty 2 on my phone. I prefer playing as the russian sniper, because snipers are cool.