wat wat

I told a customer to quote "shut up" yesterday.

AND IT FELT SO MOTHER****ING GOOD!

anyone new itt

ive thrown a sandwich at a customer before, i think it felt better

mayo is out of control

dkgo itt

wadup playa

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

oh hi, didnt recognize you without your old avatar

sup r34

Too much risk of getting trainwrecked imo. That would be disastrous.

I have formuled a plan to get her back tho. So i've been super duper depressed for like a year now and have put on about 15-20lbs. I just started working out again and I'm in the process of getting myself back to super beast status. During this time I'm going to do everything I can to drive a wedge between them. My tactic, jealousy. I figure I have enough cunning to make this happen because I'm smart like that.

I'm moving to Santa Barbara late this year or early next year so I have that long to get her back. I basically have one last chance to try and then i'm done with this chick.

sup

lol awesome.

At 18 I was working in a cafe. Everytime I dropped off food at tables I would be like "ok which one of you ****s/mother****ers/*******/whores ordered the turkey and avocado panini?" Didn't get caught once, it was a blast to see how far I could push it.

Call their house, and when she answers, just hang up.

lol masterplanaments

nm dkgo. same old sh*t

atc good plan. please to be taking care of yourself regarding food/exercise/etc mkthnx nothing crazy. and please dont let yourself turn out like this

That guy needs BOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin imo.

Noted

Yes

lol that is not how I want to look. i'm too tall for that to look good on me.

Another plan of attack is to try and fatten her up. Next time I see her out drinking i'm going to pour guinness down her throat and treat her to cheeseburgers.

Here's the best graph I've ever seen in a news story:



http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post...nity-case.html

When people say "graph or it didn't happen," I'm going to respond with this.

You can put roofies in the food, too!

wat

lmao thats not a nice thing to do to a pretty girl imo

My dick VIP
Yo **** needs ID

Who said she was pretty?

ill tell you wats a good food: kebabs

ok omg omg omg what's my play?

she posted a picture on her FB and i busted out a sick neg "and here I was thinking I was the whitest person alive."

her response: "hey hey hey. there's a little tan there! i have a slight tan line to prove it!"

i'm drawing a blank, i need something sexy, yet witty, cha'know?