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Old 06-24-2008, 05:13 PM   #1276
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:14 PM   #1277
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I'm the Facilities Manager at a medium sized software company in the SF Bay Area.
I told a customer to quote "shut up" yesterday.

AND IT FELT SO MOTHER****ING GOOD!
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:15 PM   #1278
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:16 PM   #1279
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I told a customer to quote "shut up" yesterday.

AND IT FELT SO MOTHER****ING GOOD!
ive thrown a sandwich at a customer before, i think it felt better
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:16 PM   #1280
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mayo is out of control
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:17 PM   #1281
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dkgo itt

wadup playa
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:17 PM   #1282
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mayo is out of control
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:18 PM   #1283
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dkgo itt

wadup playa
oh hi, didnt recognize you without your old avatar
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:18 PM   #1284
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:19 PM   #1285
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repoast asap
Too much risk of getting trainwrecked imo. That would be disastrous.

I have formuled a plan to get her back tho. So i've been super duper depressed for like a year now and have put on about 15-20lbs. I just started working out again and I'm in the process of getting myself back to super beast status. During this time I'm going to do everything I can to drive a wedge between them. My tactic, jealousy. I figure I have enough cunning to make this happen because I'm smart like that.

I'm moving to Santa Barbara late this year or early next year so I have that long to get her back. I basically have one last chance to try and then i'm done with this chick.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:20 PM   #1286
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:22 PM   #1287
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I told a customer to quote "shut up" yesterday.

AND IT FELT SO MOTHER****ING GOOD!
lol awesome.

At 18 I was working in a cafe. Everytime I dropped off food at tables I would be like "ok which one of you ****s/mother****ers/*******/whores ordered the turkey and avocado panini?" Didn't get caught once, it was a blast to see how far I could push it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:23 PM   #1288
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Too much risk of getting trainwrecked imo. That would be disastrous.

I have formuled a plan to get her back tho. So i've been super duper depressed for like a year now and have put on about 15-20lbs. I just started working out again and I'm in the process of getting myself back to super beast status. During this time I'm going to do everything I can to drive a wedge between them. My tactic, jealousy. I figure I have enough cunning to make this happen because I'm smart like that.

I'm moving to Santa Barbara late this year or early next year so I have that long to get her back. I basically have one last chance to try and then i'm done with this chick.
Call their house, and when she answers, just hang up.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:24 PM   #1289
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Too much risk of getting trainwrecked imo. That would be disastrous.

I have formuled a plan to get her back tho. So i've been super duper depressed for like a year now and have put on about 15-20lbs. I just started working out again and I'm in the process of getting myself back to super beast status. During this time I'm going to do everything I can to drive a wedge between them. My tactic, jealousy. I figure I have enough cunning to make this happen because I'm smart like that.

I'm moving to Santa Barbara late this year or early next year so I have that long to get her back. I basically have one last chance to try and then i'm done with this chick.
lol masterplanaments
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:24 PM   #1290
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nm dkgo. same old sh*t

atc good plan. please to be taking care of yourself regarding food/exercise/etc mkthnx nothing crazy. and please dont let yourself turn out like this

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Old 06-24-2008, 05:27 PM   #1291
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That guy needs BOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin imo.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:34 PM   #1292
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Call their house, and when she answers, just hang up.
Noted

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lol masterplanaments
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nm dkgo. same old sh*t

atc good plan. please to be taking care of yourself regarding food/exercise/etc mkthnx nothing crazy. and please dont let yourself turn out like this

lol that is not how I want to look. i'm too tall for that to look good on me.

Another plan of attack is to try and fatten her up. Next time I see her out drinking i'm going to pour guinness down her throat and treat her to cheeseburgers.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:41 PM   #1293
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Here's the best graph I've ever seen in a news story:



http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post...nity-case.html

When people say "graph or it didn't happen," I'm going to respond with this.
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:43 PM   #1294
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Yes



lol that is not how I want to look. i'm too tall for that to look good on me.

Another plan of attack is to try and fatten her up. Next time I see her out drinking i'm going to pour guinness down her throat and treat her to cheeseburgers.
You can put roofies in the food, too!
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:43 PM   #1295
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:44 PM   #1296
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lmao thats not a nice thing to do to a pretty girl imo
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:44 PM   #1297
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:45 PM   #1298
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lmao thats not a nice thing to do to a pretty girl imo
Who said she was pretty?
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:47 PM   #1299
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ill tell you wats a good food: kebabs
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Old 06-24-2008, 05:48 PM   #1300
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ok omg omg omg what's my play?

she posted a picture on her FB and i busted out a sick neg "and here I was thinking I was the whitest person alive."

her response: "hey hey hey. there's a little tan there! i have a slight tan line to prove it!"

i'm drawing a blank, i need something sexy, yet witty, cha'know?
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