This was quite possibly the best movie ever.




Does it have vampires? **** yeah.
The ****ing vampires ride motorcycles and dirtbikes. You may ask "WTF can't they fly?" **** yeah they can.
There's some ****ing vampire sex too. God i'm hard just thinking about it.
**** I love synths. Do you love synths? **** yeah you do. Only ******* don't like synths.
**** vampire hunters. ****ers running around with wooden stakes.

You want Jack Bauer? He's a mother****ing vampire. Not just any vampire, the head mother****ing vampire. You don't ever **** with Jack Bauer mother****er.

This movie is like the mother****ing goonies with vampires.

****. I want to buy this on VHS so I can melt down the magnetic tape and inject it into my arm.

this was better

This.

**** you. Don't post your ****ty rap in the same thread as my awesome movies.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1031254/

That's the ****ty ****ing straight to DVD sequel you ******

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093437/

"Without a doubt, among the most brilliant of vampire movies ever made, in the modern film era. Jason Patric and Kiefer Sutherland are destined to blow away all audiences of this visual masterpiece. However, the twist at the end, which I plan not to give away, was made slightly obvious, though well hidden at the same time. Joel Schumacher does a splendid job directing this true work of art. The frog brothers did a great job of adding humor to this otherwise, mainly serious film, without spoiling the suspense. That made the film far more enjoyable to people with interests in multiple genres. Jami Gertz looks absolutely attractive in her role as Star. However, the show is undoubtedly stolen by Kiefer Sutherland, in the role of David, the rebellious, dangerous, rude and rambunctious, teenaged vampire, who seduces Michael (Jason Patric) into joining his gang of vampires. The story is of a woman (Dianne Wiest), and her two sons, Sam (Corey Haim) and Michael (Patric), who move to a small Californian town, called Santa Carla, often referred to as the murder capital of the world, to live with her father after getting divorced. Little to their knowledge, the town happens to be inhabited by a motorcycle gang of Jim Morrison obsessed, teenage vampires. While the mother begins to fall in love with her boss from the video store, where she has been employed, Sam spends his time reading vampire comics, which were given to him by two brothers (Corey Feldman, Jamison Newlander), who claim the town is infested by vampires. He does not believe them, but grows to almost immediately, upon realizing that his brother, Michael, has been seduced by the beautiful half-vampiress, Star (Gertz), and joins the gang, led by David (Sutherland). He realizes that neither Star nor Michael are true vampire until they make their first kill, and they will not become normal again until the head vampire is killed. So, he calls up the brothers Frog, and gets them to come in and help him solve the job, though he is scared that he might have to kill his brother. Overall, a cinematic masterpiece. The directing, acting, writing, camera work, special effects, stunts and, of course, the epic cinematography work with the astounding score to bring together one of the most loved films of all time. The story is in fact an allegory to that of the lost boys of Neverland, from Peter Pan. A contemporary, without the temporary, classic."

But...it has Jack Baur's brother in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsv_NQFbQzo

i just came

yeah im buying that

BTW Jami Gertz in that movie is pretty much the hottest thing the world has ever seen.

The scene where she and Jason Patric meet at the concert is pretty much burned into my mind forever.

Yeah i know i'd go ape**** on that vampire ass

don't be stupid.

Highlander already won the Oscar for being the best movie ever.

is that minute bowl?

he was my fav btw.

yeah

thought so, that man was/is insane.

omg vampires are kool

WE NEED MORE TR's OF PEOPLE ENCOUNTERING VAMPIRES IMO

The vampires in 'Near Dark' were cooler, imo. Especially the crazy one who could cut your throat with the spurs on his boots.

I think I am a vampire, I love bloody steaks and I hate the day but love the night.

i am Blade

why do you kill your kind you ******

cause I fight for good and protect against evil, i'm like a vampire robin hood