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08-22-2010 , 09:04 AM

#2301

bogan4life

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 13,345

In b4 khaois gets a 3sum you lucky bastard

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08-22-2010 , 01:02 PM

#2302

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Usually it is based on the false assumption that bi=incapable of monogamy. (It doesn't at all obv) Super, super standard to get an unsolicited green light for girls, but almost never for guys. It is illogical to me.

Men are gross.

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08-22-2010 , 04:27 PM

#2303

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

Men are gross.

And leave fluids behind that no one is interested in.

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08-23-2010 , 03:29 AM

#2304

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Blarg

And leave fluids behind that no one is interested in.

My favorite word for those used to be "cyclops tears" but, I just came up with a new one that is gaining ground.. "testicle extract'.

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08-23-2010 , 04:22 AM

#2305

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

How about "hole hemorrhage"? "Spasm spumoni"? "Urethra eureka"?

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08-23-2010 , 04:41 AM

#2306

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Blarg

"Spasm spumoni"?

This one is decent, imo.

Cause it contains busting nuts.

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08-26-2010 , 04:17 PM

#2307

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

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Originally Posted by Mikess2001

A blow job takes 3 ****ing minutes.

Is this accurate? Off the top of my head I don't ever recall one being that fast...maybe I'm doing it wrong?

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08-26-2010 , 04:24 PM

#2308

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

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Originally Posted by Kristy

Is this accurate? Off the top of my head I don't ever recall one being that fast...maybe I'm doing it wrong?

Me too?

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08-26-2010 , 04:26 PM

#2309

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

He's probably just a 3 pump chump..but I wanted to be sure.

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08-26-2010 , 04:27 PM

#2310

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

I could definitely bust in less than 3 min if I got a really good BJ and wanted to. I'd rather save it though, I try to last at least 5.

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08-26-2010 , 04:29 PM

#2311

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

I mean, it's called a blow job why not try and make her work for it!?

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08-26-2010 , 04:30 PM

#2312

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

hmm, can you define what makes a really good blow job really good? I don't think I've ever given one that was less than 5 mins.

Also amirite to think that the length of time to bust would be an indicator of possible room for improvement? That is how it works, right?

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08-26-2010 , 04:33 PM

#2313

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

hmm, can you define what makes a really good blow job really good? I don't think I've ever given one that was less than 5 mins.

I mean, even when it's just a part of foreplay before the penetration happens, it's usually longer than 5 minutes.

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08-26-2010 , 04:36 PM

#2314

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

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Originally Posted by Snoopydance

I mean, it's called a blow job why not try and make her work for it!?

I won't cum till I wanna cum cause that's my jelly roll *** NSFW ***

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Originally Posted by Kristy

For a good blow job just imagine you're trying to **** his **** with your face. Like when you're riding a guy you wouldn't tease it or lick around it, you'd slam that pussy down on it. Just try doing that, only with your face.

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08-26-2010 , 04:38 PM

#2315

Khaos4k

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,789

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Originally Posted by Kristy

The only time I've busted in < 5 min was in a car. So that, I guess?

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08-26-2010 , 04:42 PM

#2316

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

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Originally Posted by Kristy

If you hear snoring, that would definitely be a wake-up call.

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08-26-2010 , 04:46 PM

#2317

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

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Originally Posted by ItalianTranslator

Se lei sente il russare, che sarebbe indubbiamente un servizio sveglia

English only att.

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08-26-2010 , 04:58 PM

#2318

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

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Originally Posted by Kristy

hmm, can you define what makes a really good blow job really good?

Get it down your throat ldo.

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08-26-2010 , 04:59 PM

#2319

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

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Originally Posted by The Brickie

Get it down your throat ldo.

I can deep throat a dick and lick a guys balls at the same time. Do I win?

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08-26-2010 , 05:00 PM

#2320

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I can deep throat a dick and lick a guys balls at the same time. Do I win?

yes. yes, you win.

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08-26-2010 , 05:04 PM

#2321

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I can deep throat a dick and lick a guys balls at the same time. Do I win?

Oh yeah? Well I can get all of the junk in my mouth with his dick down my throat and still breathe!!!!!!!!

I bet you can't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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08-26-2010 , 05:08 PM

#2322

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

There are too many exclamation points for me to be able to do that.

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08-26-2010 , 05:10 PM

#2323

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,956

Good. I feel better about my dick sucking ability now.

(I'm just playing, I hope you know. Awesome skill and you should teach classes.)

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08-26-2010 , 05:20 PM

#2324

The Brickie

Carpal Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 11,399

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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I can deep throat a dick and lick a guys balls at the same time. Do I win?

It saddens me that this isn't considered the norm.

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08-26-2010 , 05:24 PM

#2325

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

I can deep throat a dick and lick a guys balls at the same time. Do I win?

The same guy?

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