ya I figured, my gf always gets sore after I *** her really hard from behind.

if tall and big is nom nom why isnt basketball up there...

racist ban

so me n this chick are going at it and i pull out to switch positions n she turns around to suck my dick n i look and she kind of hesitates. i look down n theres blood all over my dick n some on legs. shes the one bleeding. wtf is this? she said it didnt hurt. she couldnt have been on her period cuz she wasnt wearing a tampon or nething. did she just start her period while we were ****ing? whats going on? it wasnt like gushing blood n we went at it again in the morning n no blood afaik. so???

lol wtf is up with women

it's so ****ing lame

so I smsed that chick while I was at uni today, asking if she was around for a coffee.

she waits like 45 mins then replies saying that she just dropped in her stuff and has to go to work. ie, blatant rejection.

so... chronology of this specific saga:



- I try to organize poetry reading thing for uni. she says she'll get back to me. never does. (+1FAIL)

- I sms her and ask if she wants to get coffee, she basically declines (+1FAIL)

- She rings me but I miss the call (+1NONFAIL?)

- I sms her again and ask if she wants to get coffee, and she declines (+1FAIL).


So why did she call me? I'm like 100% over this whole thing now, but I'm perplexed as to why she tried calling me. Surely it wouldn't have been about uni. I mean, I was totally over it but then she calls me. I subsequently wasted 3 faps on her that could have been diverted to stephanie cane, veronica rayne, jacktay or shemale pron.

fml

Jesus Christ.

Be cool willya.

Watch some Fonz on Happy Days

based on the info you've provided, my thoughts are she called you by mistake

Wow, you must be really into her.

I did not came. Not even a little.

She's a woman. Women cannot be explained.

this is what I initially thought, but I was convinced that the likelyhood was relatively low and to proceed with the message.

I did that, and the subsequent rejection makes me actually think that you are right.

Only thing that makes sense unfortunately.

Chess
Poker
Backgammon

trade-off?

What toy did you buy?

I've been known to help out damsels in distress, so let me know if you're getting desperate tomorrow.

I can't fix this unless you tell me when your birthday is.

i can attest that when girls ask for peen pics it is genuine, i think half the females here have a collection of my peen ranging from flaccid to mostly hard

I have enough to make an erection.gif imo

if you are in need of any more shots in the sequence to make it more fluid lmk

if you want to make the sequence bigger and better, i can send some shots

i dont think shes a fan of emo peens that cry before the good part

she'll be begging for the tears

Does it have to be a human penis?

...and all i asked for was a buttshot, and he woudn't give it to me, he wouldn't give it to me

i'll give you a buttshot

but you have to bend over first