Lets say some guy picks you up and you talk for just a few minutes and you give him your # and he has to go or whatever. He calls you later and sets up a simple drinks and maybe dinner type date. Lets say everything is going well and you like him: how far would you prefer things to go physically on that first date, i.e. a goodbye kiss? making out? sex? How about 2nd/3rd/4th date?

Not to point out the obvious, but why do you care what they prefer?

For a first date I'd say I'd prefer a simple goodnight kiss....but knowing myself I'd end up making out

when you give head, do you like the guy to be all intense like he's really into it and tugging hair putting the hands on your head talk dirty etc.?or more relaxed lay back and enjoy it

it would really depend on what im after. if this is a guy who i am interested in having a relationship with, then i think a kiss and a hug for a 1st date would suffice. but if i am horny and just looking for a fk buddy, then of course sex would be adequate. but for an actual "looking for a relationship" date i would say a kiss and a hug for the 1st date. 2nd date could go into making out. 3rd and 4th dates maybe some fooling around. then maybe sex after that. this will only happen of course if we really hit it off well and i feel we could maybe pursue a relationship. and no, this isn't how all of my "looking for a relationship" type dates started out.

i prefer my hair held tightly and him to get into it (call names, be rough, etc) because it usually makes him finish much faster.

yeah, whatever works for him, it's one time you don't want him to last

Yes.

Believe it or not, most of the guys here don't find it thaaaat crazy when a vagina figures out how to post on a forum or pick up playing cards. The girls on 2+2 give themselves much more respect for thinking they can "hang with the boys" and "talk **** back at them" than we do.

This thread is useful for a few of the lonely boys out there, but more for their middle-aged masturbation fodder than actual advice. The answers are coming from married women that think they're "respected" because they've had more wang in them than a urinal and don't blush when we fart, and a mediocre looking homebody that posts 1000 times in a month on a forum because it's something her boyfriend does.

I don't want to **** in the pie, because I know some nerds are enjoying their wank, and others think they're actually getting valuable information, but this thread needs a thong doing a cartwheel.

Seems like a lot of work for a pie.

This is actually one of the signs of being a true Pofessional Internet Poker Player, along with counting push-ups by twos and policing the fish. You don't get much more pro than that.

qft

It depends on what level I've placed the guy on.

Level 1: He's not good for a long term relationship but is good to have fun with. He would probably get sexytime on the first date

Level 2: He might be good for a long term relationship, don't want him to think I'm easy/slutty so this would be an "on 3rd date" kind of guy.

Level 3: He would be GREAT for a long term relationship....1-2 months of dating.

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if her apple pie sucks that bad, why not just try hitting her? Defecating in it seems a bit overboard imo.

1-2 months before you give up the vuhjayjay?! bitch please.

Who pissed in your cheerios?

he's projecting, someone actually shat in them.

This thread made me really hate emmmememerememrme, love octopi, gtterdone and rule333334444. emememememme, you are a huge nit, I feel sorry for your bf, his life sucks. He must be the biggest bitch ever. Do you even have sex with him, or is that too dirty? zomg life tilt from you. Octopi, you ****ing are great, and remind me of all the good things of girlfriends I've had. Also, thread needs more DBZ, nomnomnomnomnom.

is cum censored?

edit: nope

I wonder wtf someone said when they said that they didn't want to **** in the pie, then...

gross.

what am i a nit about that makes me such a horrible person?

ah ignore him, you're more woman than he'll ever get and more man than he'll ever be.

All i can figure is that I don't like rimjobs and facials.....of all the sexual possibilities there are, not doing 2 things is nothing if you have an imagination, but somehow it makes me a nit and him an unhappy bitch.

I'm gonna hope the more man part was directed at the bf...

Speaking of projecting.

What about one for us non-surgeons? ;-)

lol aren't scalpels involved in everyone's foreplay?