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I have never used this as a discerning factor thus far. I'm 21. Though, I've had two serious relationships, and the fact the first guy was a total bum really annoyed me; he had no prospects, didn't want to do anything (but these were the least of his flaws), never had any money to do anything. And my current boyfriend, he's got a pretty fat roll, but he didn't when we started going out, and it's not really a concern of mine. I do, however, feel he should shower me with gifts... for instance, a Diorette ring or a pomeranian.

ship ship

1. Give up the anal
2. get gifts
3. ?????
4. profit

01-27-2009 , 05:52 PM

#2952

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

1. Give up the anal
2. get gifts
3. ?????
4. profit

If you don't see why you can cut out step three, you fail so hard

Last edited by Low Key; 01-27-2009 at 05:53 PM. Reason: or really how step 2 = step 4

01-27-2009 , 05:57 PM

#2953

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

You´re in a loving relationship but then one day he has a car accident and is paraplegic from the cervical spine down. He can get his dick hard with technical help, but he doesn´t feel anything. Would you have intercourse with him anyways or how would you share some intimate moments with him if he is open for everything?

moar answers plz

01-27-2009 , 06:10 PM

#2954

JOEYCLARK

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Quote:

Originally Posted by k0derkid

1. Give up the anal
2. get gifts
3. ?????
4. profit

Waaait a minute, I'm supposed to get gifts for that?

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

moar answers plz

That's too sad to answer. I asked him just now if he'd expect me to stay with him and he said: 'I don't know'. Intimate would probably therefore be me playing poker on his instruction.

01-27-2009 , 06:18 PM

#2955

11beatsperminute

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Well, just came to think about it because I had a smalltalk convo with a nurse yesterday who explained technical possibilities to get a **** hard although the man doesn´t feel it. Was quite fascinating actually.

01-27-2009 , 06:21 PM

#2956

Tartufo

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

so are you going to get one of those balloons in your shaft and a little pump in your ballsack?

01-27-2009 , 06:26 PM

#2957

philnewall

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Originally Posted by JOEYCLARK

Waaait a minute, I'm supposed to get gifts for that?

That's too sad to answer. I asked him just now if he'd expect me to stay with him and he said: 'I don't know'. Intimate would probably therefore be me playing poker on his instruction.

I wasn't aware I would still be able to sexually function. In that case I would expect her to stay with me but I would probably have to hire someone to do my share of the washing up and other housework.

01-27-2009 , 06:30 PM

#2958

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

so are you going to get one of those balloons in your shaft and a little pump in your ballsack?

Naw, but that´s how it works basically.

If I get one of these one day I will obv post a TR.

01-27-2009 , 06:52 PM

#2959

JOEYCLARK

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Originally Posted by philnewall

I wasn't aware I would still be able to sexually function.

I bet I wouldn't even notice.

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Originally Posted by philnewall

In that case I would expect her to stay with me but I would probably have to hire someone to do my share of the washing up and other housework.

Your share = all of it imo.

01-27-2009 , 06:54 PM

#2960

11beatsperminute

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needling itt

01-27-2009 , 06:58 PM

#2961

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by brian0721

lack of love for coffee itt

I like coffee, but I don't drink it very often because it upsets my stomach.

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Originally Posted by kurosh

At what age did you begin to think a man's wealth begins to became a significant factor in dating him? If you're not going to answer this honestly, please don't answer at all.

Honestly? I have my own money, and my future job will pay very very well, so I'm not too worried about being "taken care of." So, it doesn't matter to me, except I will not be with someone who's terrible at finances. Don't care if you make 10k a year, you better know how to budget that ****!

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Originally Posted by case sensitive

u gals ever been in rehab???????????

No. I haven't partied much in my life.

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

moar answers plz

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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute

Well, if he's sexually able to function but he can't feel it, then it's really for my own pleasure? I guess I'm confused. Those kinds of accidents change people, though, so while the loss of a sex life to a large degree wouldn't be the issue at all, his ability to cope and the person he'd become would play a large factor. But, I'm a pretty understanding person so idk what would happen with the relationship. In all honestly, I would probably stay with him though.

01-27-2009 , 06:58 PM

#2962

Sparki

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[QUOTE=11beatsperminute;8416559]You´re in a loving relationship but then one day he has a car accident and is paraplegic from the cervical spine down. He can get his dick hard with technical help, but he doesn´t feel anything. Would you have intercourse with him anyways or how would you share some intimate moments with him if he is open for everything?QUOTE]

Yeah... I think that he would still be happy watching me enjoy myself. If he was okay with it ldo. Also ship the oral woot woot.

01-27-2009 , 07:12 PM

#2963

katrina oromov

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Originally Posted by Paul B.

How small is too small?

its how you use it !

01-27-2009 , 07:24 PM

#2964

11beatsperminute

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Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Yeah, it would be for your own pleasure physically, but also like Sparki said, him being happy to watch you enjoy yourself.
Obv such an accident has a huge impact on all aspects of life and a relationship, but I think sex with someone you love goes far beyond the physical side and is an important way to show and share feelings with each other.
I don´t really know where I´m going with this, I just thought I would try to take every chance to share intimacy with my loved one in this situation.
Like the nurse told me about this one patient who has one of these ballon+pump-things and didn´t even tell his wife that he doesn´t feel a bit yet, because he fears that she wouldn´t want to have sex with him anymore if she thinks it´s just for her own pleasure.

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01-28-2009 , 12:13 AM

#2965

JokersAttack

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israel or palestine?

pakistan or india?

dandy warhols or brian jonestown massacre?

thinner than average peen or thicker than average?

honeymoon in paris or venice?

sex holiday in california or spain?

01-28-2009 , 12:18 AM

#2966

msbtterswrth

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

israel or palestine? both are *******s imo

pakistan or india? india-much cooler clothes

dandy warhols or brian jonestown massacre? dandy warhols

thinner than average peen or thicker than average? thicker, obv

honeymoon in paris or venice? venice is smelly, paris is overrated, Florence, ftw

sex holiday in california or spain? uhh... spain? ldo

01-28-2009 , 12:22 AM

#2967

case sensitive

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florence/firenze is badass

01-28-2009 , 12:25 AM

#2968

JokersAttack

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i preferred sorrento to florence, venice or rome. florence was very nice though.

Venice in summer is magical though, but you need to know which parts to go to. (like actually step out of the piazza di san marco)

01-28-2009 , 12:27 AM

#2969

msbtterswrth

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i hab no passeporte. can't even go to fin canada now. stupid bush.

01-28-2009 , 12:28 AM

#2970

Tartufo

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Originally Posted by msbtterswrth

i hab no passeporte. can't even go to fin canada now. stupid bush.

01-28-2009 , 12:28 AM

#2971

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by JokersAttack

israel or palestine?

Meh.

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pakistan or india?

India has elephants, prettier country. India.

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dandy warhols or brian jonestown massacre?

Dandy Warhols

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thinner than average peen or thicker than average?

Meh

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honeymoon in paris or venice?

Venice, ldo

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sex holiday in california or spain?

Spain ffs

01-28-2009 , 12:29 AM

#2972

case sensitive

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pics of bush??????

01-28-2009 , 12:30 AM

#2973

msbtterswrth

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

what do you mean wat? i have no passport so i can't go anywhere, including canada and mexico. all because of a border policy endorsed by bush. went into effect last year.