so im in a cab with 3 girls going to a fun bar to meet up with a ton of fun people. im gettiNg out of the back of the car, happy as hell, prospects like crazy for the night

the cab decides my life is entirely too much fun tonight and catches my pocket on the end of the door

the cab takes off immediately, and my pants literally rip off my legs. MY PANTS RIP OFF MY LEGS. MY PANTS DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT. WHAT THE ****, HOW DO PANTS JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT

the cab ****ing took my pants with it, flapping in the breeze, im standing on 9th and 3rd in my boxers, a collared shirt, and dress shoes. THE CAB TOOK MY PANTS WITH IT

thank god we were right in front of a citisports, a city gym--- or around there, i dont even know where the cab left us, but close enough... i went right in, grabbed a towel from the front desk, wrapped it around myself, and spent the next 2 hours in a bar explaining why i had no pants. i actually got let into a bar with no pants and i have no idea how

now im home, alone, and i still cant believe what happened tonight. what the ****

brag: 3 girls got to see you in your undies tonight


ohh and the obvious IN before cool story bro.jpg joke

Mediocre delivery+low content= above average BBV post.

How do you not parlay the lack of pants in a bar into being the hard-luck good-natured guy that can laugh at himself and end up taking one of the broads home with you? How do you mess that up?

wow this is hilarious imo...

what about your wallet or phone was it in your purse?

what kinda pants just rip off?

I see what you did there.

did that turn the girls on?

Ahahah well played op, lmfao.

he obviously was wearing these

Rofl,pretty epic situation..

lucky he wasnt still in his pants when the cab took off with em imo...
I would party like it`s 1999...

I was returning some pants. I took a short cut in a subway tunnel and fell in some mud, ruining my pants. The very pants I was returning.

I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning?

Well, I guess I was.

What were you going to wear home?

Are you listening? I never even got there.

this is kinda funny

I lol'ed

At least you had boxers on. 3 stars. Easy 4 stars with pics of you in dress shirt/shoes and boxers with people pointing and laughing.

i don't think anyone else in this thread is realizing how almost physically impossible this situation is.

yeah those look awesome with the dress shirt and dress pants he was talking about.....but seriously, this story pretty much never happened

It's funny how you dont care about wallet or phone or did you happen to have them in your purse?

i had my wallet in my hands since i had paid, my phone was broken anyway so i dont care, and i lost my keys, but had an extra set at the front desk of my building

soooooooo amazing

Stop trying to ruin the fun of his obviously made up and unbelievable tale.

it's not surprising that you got into this bar wearing a towel considering you showed up in tearaways in the first place.

Oh really?