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04-25-2009 , 07:08 AM
My grandparrents died a few years ago, and they owned a big forest in Norway (about 100 ackers).

This was then passed on to my father, but since he has moved to Thailand, never to return, he has given the forest to me ???

I now own a huge forest, but wtf am I to do with it? I am not 100% sure, but I believe there are rules to how much i can cut down and im not allowed to build on the property.

Win or Fail?

Also, suggestions on what I can use it for is very welcome.
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04-25-2009 , 07:27 AM
sell maybe?
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04-25-2009 , 07:28 AM
make a movie with a handycam
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04-25-2009 , 07:30 AM
I mean... ???

You mentioned you can't build on it, okay. Are there taxes to be paid? Do you need to maintain it in some way? Does it have some kind of sale value? You left out just about every detail needed to give you any kind of rational answer. For the moment it sounds like your old man dumped a 100 acre burden on you and ran away, which I'd put squarely into the FAIL/BEAT category.
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04-25-2009 , 07:35 AM
Although if Winnie the Pooh lives there, it's obviously a WIN/BRAG.
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04-25-2009 , 07:36 AM
are you winnie the pooh?



darn..beat me to it
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04-25-2009 , 07:41 AM
you own land, you're middle class, life must be hard
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04-25-2009 , 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonso
I mean... ???

You mentioned you can't build on it, okay. Are there taxes to be paid? Do you need to maintain it in some way? Does it have some kind of sale value? You left out just about every detail needed to give you any kind of rational answer. For the moment it sounds like your old man dumped a 100 acre burden on you and ran away, which I'd put squarely into the FAIL/BEAT category.
This is what I suspect he has done. Yes, I have to pay taxes, but they are small. Yes, it needs to be maintained, but I have experience with that, and its really no issue. Im not sure what the price is, but I expect its not alot.

I guess I would make more selling christmas trees and fire-wood. My father estimated the total value to be about 500.000 NOK, about 100.000 USD.
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04-25-2009 , 08:19 AM
You have your own forest?! That's amazing!

Don't just cut it all down, IMO. Seems a shame. There must be something cool you can do with an entire forest to yourself.

Are you sure you can't build anything on it? Maybe you can build some small stuff like, I dunno, some cool treehouses or something, hahaha.
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04-25-2009 , 08:22 AM
make a sick tree house imo
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04-25-2009 , 08:50 AM
Utimate underground cardroom, or overground (treehouse amirite)
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04-25-2009 , 09:11 AM
brag
sell it
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04-25-2009 , 10:54 AM
how about dying or moving to Thailand as well
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04-25-2009 , 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by ZebraTan
This is what I suspect he has done. Yes, I have to pay taxes, but they are small. Yes, it needs to be maintained, but I have experience with that, and its really no issue. Im not sure what the price is, but I expect its not alot.

I guess I would make more selling christmas trees and fire-wood. My father estimated the total value to be about 500.000 NOK, about 100.000 USD.
You are not Tarzan. For 100k, sell that thing
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04-25-2009 , 12:22 PM
Sell it, buy some other property, build a few apartments and sell them for profit. rinse repeat and you won't have to play poker anymore.
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04-25-2009 , 12:39 PM
Charge teens so they can have wild forest sex in it
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04-25-2009 , 12:50 PM
build a neverland ranch
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04-25-2009 , 12:50 PM
Keep it. You never know when you'll need a good place to hide some bodies.
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04-25-2009 , 01:00 PM
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04-25-2009 , 01:00 PM
it will make good hunting grounds when you go after people
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04-25-2009 , 01:17 PM
secks pritty laydeez on the sopht freygrent pian needlz ftw ldo.

Also you could play robin hood.

Eco-tourism = secksin the hiipy chix + profit + no guilt about choppin down Grandpa Pooh's forest.

Watch out for heffalumps...I hear they like woods that size.
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04-25-2009 , 01:48 PM
buy 4 wheelers then convince gulliable homeless people that you want to help them, then once you get them out there tell them to start running
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04-25-2009 , 01:50 PM


sickest brag ever imo
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04-25-2009 , 02:46 PM
hang camouflage netting high in the trees and grow weed. EZ game.

Last edited by bigpc; 04-25-2009 at 02:48 PM. Reason: unless growing weed is legal in Norway, then skip netting
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04-25-2009 , 03:16 PM
throw huge rave parties

or the growing weed idea is good
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