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01-27-2010 , 04:05 PM
so i really do suck in speakin an writin english but this saturday i have to write an essay (does this word exist in english lol?) ,about american and english industry in, ofc, english...so pls give me some useful words and expressions which gonna make me look pro and they allow me to study at their universityyy..

some useful expressions i already do know, and which arent neccesarrily to be repeated ITT include

[x]GTFO
[x]BBV4LIFE is not a poker forum
[x]Pics or it didnt happen
[x]BASTARD/MORAN
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01-27-2010 , 04:07 PM
Yes to all of the above. Your word from me is.... Abhorrent, as in, this thread is abhorrent.

Last edited by Da33le; 01-27-2010 at 04:09 PM. Reason: fristed
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01-27-2010 , 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SirGaribaldi
so i really do suck in speakin an writin english but this saturday i have to write an essay (does this word exist in english lol?) ,about american and english industry in, ofc, english...so pls give me some useful words and expressions which gonna make me look pro and they allow me to study at their universityyy..

some useful expressions i already do know, and which arent neccesarrily to be repeated ITT include

[x]GTFO
[x]BBV4LIFE is not a poker forum
[x]Pics or it didnt happen
[x]BASTARD/MORAN
orly?
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01-27-2010 , 04:07 PM
relax baby, im just taking a piss
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01-27-2010 , 04:39 PM
fit the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" in there somewhere
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01-27-2010 , 04:48 PM
Just write it how you normally would, use spell check, then use the thesaurus in Microsoft Word on every adjective/noun/verb and choose the longest synonym from the list. EZ game.
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01-27-2010 , 05:05 PM
i suggest you change your avatar
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01-27-2010 , 05:12 PM
just hit the politics forum and steal some of their fancy words
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01-27-2010 , 05:15 PM
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i suggest you change your avatar
OP or me?
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01-27-2010 , 05:46 PM
lol at thinking we know fancier english words than you
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01-27-2010 , 06:13 PM
****** use that one
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01-27-2010 , 07:01 PM
u stole someones avatar
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01-28-2010 , 07:17 AM
i guess your pretty much facked.
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01-28-2010 , 07:18 AM
Say "indubitably" a lot and wear a tweed jacket with elbow patches and hold a fancy pipe.

Last edited by Pawntificator; 01-28-2010 at 07:18 AM. Reason: a pocket watch wouldn't go amiss either
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01-28-2010 , 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Pawntificator
Say "indubitably" a lot and wear a tweed jacket with elbow patches and hold a fancy pipe.
make the patches plaid and add a monacle, imo
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01-28-2010 , 07:47 AM
The patches should always be leather imo.

Oh, and use discompobulated in your story.
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01-28-2010 , 07:50 AM
Ignore all other advice ITT.

If you're writing about industry the key words you need to know are "outsourced to China", "farmed out to Mexico", "pawned off on the Phillipines", "tasked to Taiwan", "shipped to Singapore" and "WTF Thailand".

If you really want to prepare yourself, google "MBA speak" and learn some of the key buzzwords of business. Leverage, win-win scenarios, return on investment, return on capital, engorgement factor, WAT coefficient, impact on the balance sheet, failures of corporate governance, executive ego conflation, etc.

Throw in some political jargon too: Offshoring, right to work, knowledge economy, ballbusting unionism, that sort of thing.

Don't worry about getting it in the proper context and don't worry about the quality of your English, most native mother****ers don't speak or write it worth a damn anyway so if you take fideen minutes and learn some phrases you should be GOLD.
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01-28-2010 , 07:52 AM
Industry
Industrious
Industriousness
Industrial
Industrialization

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"pawned off on the Phillipines"


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Throw in some political jargon too: Offshoring, right to work, knowledge economy, ballbusting unionism, that sort of thing.
I've always like the term pork-barrel politics but I don't know what it means, really.

Last edited by Kevroc; 01-29-2010 at 06:44 AM.
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01-28-2010 , 08:26 AM
You could always run you ideas up the flagpole and see who salutes, or get your ducks in a row, or rinse your cottage cheese, or try some synergistic thinking.
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01-28-2010 , 10:03 AM
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totally a different expression that "getting Pawn off IN the Phillipines" brah.
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01-28-2010 , 10:57 AM
heh
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01-28-2010 , 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by bonds
Ignore all other advice ITT.

If you're writing about industry the key words you need to know are "outsourced to China", "farmed out to Mexico", "pawned off on the Phillipines", "tasked to Taiwan", "shipped to Singapore" and "WTF Thailand".

If you really want to prepare yourself, google "MBA speak" and learn some of the key buzzwords of business. Leverage, win-win scenarios, return on investment, return on capital, engorgement factor, WAT coefficient, impact on the balance sheet, failures of corporate governance, executive ego conflation, etc.

Throw in some political jargon too: Offshoring, right to work, knowledge economy, ballbusting unionism, that sort of thing.

Don't worry about getting it in the proper context and don't worry about the quality of your English, most native mother****ers don't speak or write it worth a damn anyway so if you take fideen minutes and learn some phrases you should be GOLD.
at least 1 useful replie, ty dude, tahts about 100% more then i thougt, oh my maths sucks as well,

actually i dont understand any of ur buzzwords, lol, not a single one , btw im gonna study "macroeconomics" , i guess thats bad then?
can u explain them in 1 to 5 words for me?
ty
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01-28-2010 , 12:51 PM
I somehow fail to see reason why write an essay with words that you will be taught at that university...
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01-28-2010 , 12:56 PM
cause they only take the upper pros, its a so called "elite-university" , so i need to sound elite!
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