or a moth free gas tank

putt your balls in their exhaust pipe when they are doing donuts on your lawn

No, you're not doing it right. It just sits there and rots and stinks for weeks. Then when they put any sort of interior air on, it draws it in a permastinks the car. Every where they go they carry the vomitous stench. The stench cannot be escaped.

That would be painful

A simple, inexpensive revenge would to rub a handfull of fiberglass insulation (looks like cotton candy) inside the clean underwear of your enemies.

You are closer with your friends than most people obv

why would you make a profit off of this?

depends on how much bodily damage you want to cause.

The hooker idea is nice. Hopefully a couple broken ribs or jaw then a get well card from you will help them get the idea not to mess with you.

Mine could potential cause more bodily harm. Loosen all their lug nuts on their car. Hopefully wheel falls off while doing 70+ on a highway, causing high probabily of death. possible BEAT: If they hit somebody else while doing 70 and kill them. Best situation would be wheels falls off while doing burnouts in someones yard. Wheels falling does enough damage to the car that putting the wheel back on will be useless or enough wheels fall off that they can't put them back on and get away. Call cops, evidence is in front yard, they get fined plus possible jail time.

Something along the lines of this

Example 1
Example 2

grunch

try pissing on their doorsteps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVMouW0P_1k

IT STILL SMELLS!

Murder is a pretty funny practical joke imo.

Still don't get why people do this?

is that a statement or a question?

lol women driving.

as far as i have too.

lol man i know that. that bit if a joke.

LOL i LOVE that episode

lucky luke is my hero

Luke, i did this to my High school year co-ordinator a few years ago, Really Fukd with his mind!

grab a red unmarked envelope & write a single word on a sheet of paper and put it inside, first off try something small like "eggs", Put it in his letterbox then wait a few weeks, then one random night go & egg his house. a few weeks later write something like "cat" (if he owns a cat) put it in the letter box & a few weeks later ranomdly Kill his cat & leave it hanging from the front porch.

Then write something like "Concrete" & fill his sewage disposal pipes with qucik setting cement.

think of other things that relate to him & follow through everytime you drop of a letter, the key is to space yourself so it can truly be random, for example do something bad like cut the power to his house after you have written "electricity" or something like that on the paper then instead of waiting for weeks wait a few days to really keep him guessing, he should be ****ting it by now.

The final letter i wrote was "wife" i heard police got involved!

Sneak red food coloring pellets into something they are eating or drinking.

The next time they piss it will be bright red and freak the **** out of them.

that is pretty evil

Tony is trying to set you up.

Do not write anything on an envelope, they can do handwriting analysis.

Use letters cut from magazines and glue.

Do not seal the envelope with saliva.

Use Bogan's addy as return address to throw off the scent.

make them eat their parents