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10-29-2009 , 09:09 AM

#76

Number7

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,145

Tell her you ran out of money.

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10-29-2009 , 09:30 AM

#77

MsprinM

newbie

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 31

Tell her that you lost your favorite ring and ask her to check to see if it is rolling around in her vagina.

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10-29-2009 , 11:01 AM

#78

waxie

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Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,086

Tell her that you may have given her scabies and she needs to get the anti-parasite lotion right away, before the breakouts start.

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10-29-2009 , 11:28 AM

#79

skudroc

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Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,051

phone her. tell her u wanna meet her in public. she will come towards u with a smile on her face. give her a straight punch in her face. if she still stands give her her an elbow punch. i promise u she will never again call u.
problem solved.
skudroc on stars.

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10-29-2009 , 11:43 AM

#80

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

Update

So I sent the spandex text last night, and got the following reply this morning:

"lol u r mad xx wot u up 2 this wknd xx"

It would appear that the spandex thing confused her sufficiently to keep her at bay for 12 hours, but she's now chosen to ignore it and proceed with the inane questions and irritating textspeak.

I'm seriously considering firing a second barrell here, and replying with another weird / creepy / random statement. Any suggestions?

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10-29-2009 , 11:44 AM

#81

High Time John

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Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,860

grunch. did you ask her if she owns any white spandex? that's the play here.

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10-29-2009 , 11:46 AM

#82

Tartufo

banned

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

grats on being white

highschool isn't hard when you have lights,cable, and plenty of food

it isn't a challenge when you don't have a child at 16

it isn't hard to go to school when your parents buy you a car

which frat are you going to buy into?

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10-29-2009 , 11:47 AM

#83

Nubu

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 808

Text her another spandex related message.

Last edited by Nubu; 10-29-2009 at 11:48 AM. Reason: AngryPanda for mod

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10-29-2009 , 11:50 AM

#84

tbhouston

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 4,853

give her the pork meat

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10-29-2009 , 11:56 AM

#85

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,468

Text her asking if she wants to meet up again, and if she replies yes then text her asking if she minds adding some extra excitement.

if she again says yes then text her asking if she can bring a friend.

then wait for it... wait for it... wait for it.... BOOM!

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10-29-2009 , 12:06 PM

#86

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

I was feeling spontaneous, so I went with:

"do you own any white spandex leggings?"

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10-29-2009 , 12:13 PM

#87

-chopper-

formerly johnyv

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,468

might just turn her on imo

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10-29-2009 , 12:15 PM

#88

Tartufo

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

Agreed, very risky. In fact, I predict that right now she's running to the store to prepare a nice surprise for you this weekend.

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10-29-2009 , 12:43 PM

#89

BamBam192

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 972

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

[x] grew up and still is poor.

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10-29-2009 , 12:54 PM

#90

serguy87

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 318

tell her you a born again christian.....and lecture her

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10-29-2009 , 01:03 PM

#91

fds

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,696

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Originally Posted by LostOstrich

I was feeling spontaneous, so I went with:

"do you own any white spandex leggings?"

let me know how this goes

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10-29-2009 , 01:04 PM

#92

Tartufo

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

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Originally Posted by BamBam192

[x] grew up and still is poor.

[ ] knows his memes

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10-29-2009 , 03:01 PM

#93

238r

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 411

Put it in her butt!

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10-29-2009 , 09:33 PM

#94

randomplaya

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 678

OP, a lot of women, especially adventurous ones like those who go anal, are extremely turned on by men who fantasize about crossdressing or doing anything with another man fwiw

this I think will turn out to create the opposite of your desired outcome lol

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10-29-2009 , 09:35 PM

#95

Tartufo

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 17,328

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Originally Posted by randomplaya

wat

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10-29-2009 , 09:38 PM

#96

fds

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,696

^^^ lol I was like wtf is guy talking about.

btw the bartender texted me back so I can no longer guarantee any results here

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10-29-2009 , 09:38 PM

#97

animal_chin

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,975

Three simple words. "I am gay."

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10-29-2009 , 09:49 PM

#98

LostOstrich

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,933

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Originally Posted by randomplaya

lol at what point did I indicate that I'm into either of those activities?

I mean granted, I previously existed as my ex-girlfriend who was carrying my baby following my suicide, but apart from that I really don't see what you base your post on.