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03-24-2008 , 04:53 AM

#51

MilkMan

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,169

it's not just americans, i would say the majority of people i know have sub-standard levels of reason and logic and their general knowledge isn't much better

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03-24-2008 , 05:04 AM

#52

Alobar

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Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 42,367

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Originally Posted by Daliman

In her "defense" my wife loves Rush Limbaugh and GWB.....Flying Spaghetti Monster help me.

please tell me she at least has a nice rack and an iron fist for a vagina?

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03-24-2008 , 05:22 AM

#53

Daliman

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14,911

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Originally Posted by Alobar

please tell me she at least has a nice rack and an iron fist for a vagina?

[X] Nice rack (aftermarket)
[ ] Iron fist for vagina
[X] 3 kids

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03-24-2008 , 06:22 AM

#54

SneakyFerret

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Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,885

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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03-24-2008 , 06:25 AM

#55

kickpushcoast

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,026

[x] thread succeeded in lifetilting me, because
[ ] my mom is smarter than your mil

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03-24-2008 , 08:18 AM

#56

goosty

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,950

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Originally Posted by psyduck

i was already pretty lifetilted but reading this is sending me over the edge

lol

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03-24-2008 , 09:07 AM

#57

reno expat

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oh for ****s sake, either obama is a radical muslim sent by al qaeda sent to destroy america from within or he is a belongs to a black radical church with a militant america hating preacher. he clearly cannot be both. can the right wing whackos please agree on which rediculous lie they feel like telling and not tell both at once? i have learned to deal with the pure idiocy of either individually but god damn get your lies in order

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03-24-2008 , 09:08 AM

#58

not a model

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,192

i lost all simpathy when you wrote gem's. why not gems? because you are dumb. the reason is that you are dumb.

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03-24-2008 , 09:14 AM

#59

Zagga

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,800

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Originally Posted by Conan776

May I note that that is Mohammed in the background playing poker

The more this picture is quoted, the more chance 2+2 forums have of being suicide bombed!

Oh and Americans are dumb. I watched "national treasure" last night, and they were all like oh the decleration of independence is the MOST important document in the HISTORY of the WORLD imo. and I was like lol @ u Boorisch Americans! and laughed for 38 minutes.

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03-24-2008 , 09:17 AM

#60

reno expat

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Originally Posted by Zagga

well i, for one, will be sticking my head in a pile of sand to show the terrorists i'm not a part of this nonsense. i recommend others do the same

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03-24-2008 , 09:28 AM

#61

STA654

Here's some straight talk

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 21,072

Daliman, your family is what Karl Rove refers to as "The Base".

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03-24-2008 , 09:40 AM

#62

supafrey

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,548

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Originally Posted by Zagga

Him covering his face with his cards wasn't exactly a subtle concession. Nobody would be bugged by this one, imo.

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03-24-2008 , 09:52 AM

#63

citanul

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Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,865

Dali,

Please ask wife/mother in law:

1) Are you upset about Obama's pastor's comments?
2) Do you think Obama is a Muslim?
3) What kind of Muslim has a pastor?

tyvm,

c

D,

I also have 6 tickets to the 4/2 Cubs game that I can't make it to. Any interest?

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03-24-2008 , 09:59 AM

#64

Zagga

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,800

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Originally Posted by Conan776

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I would love to be in this homegame tho. Just look at it, 5 handed with the river already dealt, awesome. And Look ad buddha being all balla with his 72o on a board that appears to have 4 face cards. Easy money imo.

quick analysis of the table:

Buddha = Mayor fish, who loves to gamble
Mohammed = The common 20yo wannabeshark you see nowadays with the I STARE YOU DOWN YOU CANNOT CALL MY AWESOME STARE!!!11, they usually suck tho
Jesus = stoner who is bound to lose all his money
Shiva (?) = The cool guy, not really a good player tho
Big elephantgod (who the heck is he?) = probadly the only shark at the table, look at how fixed he is at busting Buddha.

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03-24-2008 , 10:04 AM

#65

Bullrun

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,228

whether you like it or not, underneath this seemingly ignorant shell you experience is the ruthless competetive spirit that has actually driven america to be the country it is/has been

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03-24-2008 , 10:50 AM

#66

Zagga

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Originally Posted by Bullrun

whether you like it or not, underneath this seemingly ignorant shell you experience is the ruthless competetive spirit that has actually driven america to be the country it is/has been

You're talking about the western culture that goes all the way back to the classical greek spirit? Smll competitive stats/countries that unlike other society's weren't stagnating but continued to grow becouse of their competiveness?

Ow, and Europeans were so competitive we started two world wars, beat that!

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03-24-2008 , 11:48 AM

#67

MortalWombat

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Originally Posted by STA654

Daliman, your family is what Karl Rove refers to as "The Base".

Which is ironic, because the "The Base" is what "Al Qaeda" means in Arabic.

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03-24-2008 , 11:53 AM

#68

doublehawk

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,499

Daliman,

is MIL MILF? pics pls

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03-24-2008 , 12:07 PM

#69

Requin

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Tell her that she is why democracy doesn't work.

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03-24-2008 , 12:48 PM

#70

markdeeznutz

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Originally Posted by Requin

Tell her that she is why democracy doesn't work.

qft, i wish we had tests that would determine whether or not people have the right to vote

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03-24-2008 , 12:55 PM

#71

tom2269

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That probably eliminates too many people to have any sort of meaningful vote.

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03-24-2008 , 12:56 PM

#72

tom2269

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But then again, people are by in large, ****ing ******ed, so I can see where you are coming from.

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03-24-2008 , 01:03 PM

#73

AcTiOnJaCsOn

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Originally Posted by Daliman

Another conversation from Saturday;

MIL: I heard that Obama is actually a muslim and he may be affiliated with Al Qaeda.
Wife: Well, they say they will try to get us from the inside...
Me: *bangs head against steering wheel*

In her "defense" my wife loves Rush Limbaugh and GWB.....Flying Spaghetti Monster help me.

"obamas directly linked to al queda" lolololololol

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03-24-2008 , 01:08 PM

#74

Ace Smokin

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,657

Atleast she's not a foreigner. Yeah, Bush is an idiot, but it tilts me when Canadians, South Americans, and Europeans insult him. Only because I can't insult their national leader because he isn't important enough to be commonly known.