Only to be used on Mondays, or other days that make you want to take a break.

I play poker all day from Friday to Monday, and then, I take break!



On each Monday, I will post some drivel ITT, so that I can honestly say that I was nursing my social contacs.

My job is so hard, I grind all day!




I only want spike to post mangas, fidstar to troll me, mugsy bogues to question my online-persona, this thread to get all posts that were meant for the why do we drink vodca thread, and then just a female to send me her a/s/l and number, and all you other can GTFO, you pelvic-floor wankers!

Still Monday in my bio-rythm, so here we go, my german friends!

And for my island-ape'ish english friends:

For my USA#1 friends:

Yeah, and shout out to Israel, at least to a tiny part of it:

New bunch of rock-solid nano-grinders, and hopefully some midtsakes punters now, so shout out to India ! ! !:

Lets gogogogogogoooooooooooooooooooooo ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Spike, could you please post smth for Japan ?

And, for all my gay friends with good taste:

and to the my niguahs:

Remilia Scarlet. Hawtest vampire I know. Has her own mansion in Gensokyo.
Barbie only has a Malibu beach crib.
She's scheduled to appear in the next episode of teh Allah/Moohammed comic:




2day felt like a Monday, unusual 4 my retired ass.
a total of 7 hours out adventuring- trip to the Dr.'s, re: my chest cold, then off to the nearby hospital to get chest x-rays, and then to the pharmacy to get prescription stuff [antibiotics included] to kick the crap out of whatever is making me koff up lotsa phlegm. I made the mistake of playing 2 Sands Bethlehem last Thurs., high as chit on Robitussin. Fortunately, I only lost 290$, my roll still semi-robust. Sorta. So, no more live poker until no moar koffs.

I shall soon retire from serious sports betting... after 4+ years of watching videos, scamming offers, and lying thru online surveys, I haz reached teh plateau of 200$@ FreeSportsBet... which means that once I get the documentation str8ened out [they need pix, like tilt LOL] I will get 90$ in my PayPal, and then bank-transfer>titties. Yeah, they turn 200 into 90, but it's free, I never deposited.

I blocked myself from all sports-betting sites I frequented 6 months ago, .... 4life!
I just turned poker-pro!
If I lose only lose slightly over the next 3 months, I'm amateur again, but atm I am want I want to be!

I tell ya, Broncos vs Seahawks last year was fixed!
I had a big 3 figure on the Broncos and watched it live at 5 in da morning here, and they must all have bet on some -40 line or so.... This year, Seahawks will win and I will not have bet it, so that I learned my lesson!!!

Come on, poker-god, ONE TIME!

And before I go to bed, my favourite song, in the poker-context... at least I'm not a broker

Ballroom fighter/ ten pint-a-nighter

I intended to mention Shlitz, butt I fogott

told a girl i love her. she loves someone else. want to kill myself a lot. that's about it

no u did well, son.

lotta fish in the sea.. I told this African American convenience store clerk she looked good

1st words out of my mouth when I approached the register.. couple days ago

keep hammering away

girl is just a microcosm. i am negative space. i have no use for anything im good at. i live in fear. no one would believe me if i told them. things are hopeless. don't act like you have any semblance of a rational idea of what im saying, because you don't. i can read souls. everyone is okay, i just want to give up.

U think your pain/fear is unique to u? You'll overcome it. It may take time, but you'll get there.

why would you make threads about Monday?

Free Paralimbic!!