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01-12-2010 , 05:02 PM

liquidmetalix

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1. Have you ever started a fight with someone just because you wanted to fight someone?

2. Have you ever given someone more than $100 for no reason?

3. Have you ever masturbated in public?

4. Have you ever pissed on yourself in public?

5. Have you ever walked up to someone you have never met before and told them straight up you wanted to have sex with them?

6. Have you ever screwed a midget?

7. Have you ever grabbed chips off someones stack while they were'nt looking in a casino?

8. have you ever screwed a prostitute?

9. Would you ever become a gay prostitute?

10. Would you step in a iron maiden and have it closed on you or gargle 5 strangers cum at gun point?

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01-12-2010 , 05:03 PM

JJS6866

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yes to all

except 10 I guess I would do both.

I really don't see what any of these things have to do with Modern day life.

Last edited by JJS6866; 01-12-2010 at 05:06 PM. Reason: and frst

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01-12-2010 , 05:04 PM

bonds

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wat

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01-12-2010 , 05:05 PM

pelicanpoker

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this will not end well

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01-12-2010 , 05:07 PM

JJS6866

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

this will not end well

unless it is ended after this post. Making me both first and last.

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01-12-2010 , 05:08 PM

Mayo

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Rockoooo's Modern Liiiiiife

Rocko's Modern Life.

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01-12-2010 , 05:11 PM

poster

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Wait so pissing on yourself in public is modern these days?

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01-12-2010 , 05:13 PM

MadeLiefje

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you sure as hell make a lot of threads
but i like this one

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Originally Posted by liquidmetalix

1. Have you ever started a fight with someone just because you wanted to fight someone?
yes, obv

2. Have you ever given someone more than $100 for no reason?
no, but im willing to be the person you give it to

3. Have you ever masturbated in public?

4. Have you ever pissed on yourself in public?

5. Have you ever walked up to someone you have never met before and told them straight up you wanted to have sex with them?

6. Have you ever screwed a midget?

7. Have you ever grabbed chips off someones stack while they were'nt looking in a casino?

8. have you ever screwed a prostitute?

9. Would you ever become a gay prostitute?

10. Would you step in a iron maiden and have it closed on you or gargle 5 strangers cum at gun point?

no for questions 3 to 10

you need to come up with better questions imo

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01-12-2010 , 05:14 PM

JJS6866

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Originally Posted by poster

Wait so pissing on yourself in public is modern these days?

along with...

Fighting
Screwing whores
Stealing
Being Generous
Iron Maidens(they are new)
Gargling cum at gunpoint(People have been doing that for hundreds of years)

and of course the most modern thing of all......fapping. That is brand new as no one fapped before the internet.

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01-12-2010 , 05:14 PM

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bonds

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not to hijack this excellent thread, but what do you guys suppose it would cost me if I wanted to fund a study by a respected professor on what it is that causes some people to make a new thread every time some stupid thought pops into their head?

I'm serious, by the way. I'm willing to put cash into science.

Up to bout tree fiddy.

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01-12-2010 , 05:18 PM

#11

Mayo

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You're not cool unless you pee your pants.

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01-12-2010 , 05:19 PM

#12

jassy74

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Originally Posted by Mayo

You're not cool unless you pee your pants.

been there done that 8-)

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01-12-2010 , 05:21 PM

#13

JJS6866

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Originally Posted by Mayo

You're not cool unless you pee your pants.

Consider me Miles Davis imo

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01-12-2010 , 05:24 PM

#14

MadeLiefje

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Originally Posted by Mayo

You're not cool unless you **** your pants.

fyp

Last edited by MadeLiefje; 01-12-2010 at 05:34 PM.

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01-12-2010 , 05:25 PM

#15

adizzle13

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Originally Posted by JJS6866

Consider me Miles Davis imo

that is the grossest thing ive ever heard in my life! LETS GO!!

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01-12-2010 , 05:26 PM

#16

Mayo

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01-12-2010 , 05:30 PM

#17

liquidmetalix

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damn you mayo....

MY EYEZ!!!

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01-12-2010 , 05:30 PM

#18

EvanWilliams

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Originally Posted by liquidmetalix

1. Have you ever started a fight with someone just because you wanted to fight someone?
NO
2. Have you ever given someone more than $100 for no reason?
NO...but open to interpretation
3. Have you ever masturbated in public?
LDO...public restroom
4. Have you ever pissed on yourself in public?
YES...whiskey drunk
5. Have you ever walked up to someone you have never met before and told them straight up you wanted to have sex with them?
NOT INTENTIONALLY
6. Have you ever screwed a midget?
One chick was like 4.5ft tall, not quite a midget imo
7. Have you ever grabbed chips off someones stack while they were'nt looking in a casino?
NO...but sitting in #9 seat i reached into the rake bag for like $15 once
8. have you ever screwed a prostitute?
YES...amsterdam
9. Would you ever become a gay prostitute?
NO AORN...but things could change if i get addicted to meth
10. Would you step in a iron maiden and have it closed on you or gargle 5 strangers cum at gun point?
Need gun to head first to decide

iyam

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01-12-2010 , 05:49 PM

#19

Da33le

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Originally Posted by MadeLiefje

fyp

Made, Do I even wanna ask what that is?

Last edited by Da33le; 01-12-2010 at 05:50 PM. Reason: Surely it cant be ****.?

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01-12-2010 , 05:53 PM

#20

adizzle13

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Originally Posted by Da33le

Made, Do I even wanna ask what that is?

surely, that is ****

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01-12-2010 , 06:00 PM

#21

Da33le

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Then, that might just be the sickest thing I have EVER seen. Well you know, after the freak show porn that asians do where they actually eat the stuff.

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01-12-2010 , 06:00 PM

#22

Mayo

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Originally Posted by Da33le

Made, Do I even wanna ask what that is?

His name is Alan Webb, I think. He was supposed to be a prodigy miler iirc. But then he sort of pooped on himself.

Last edited by Mayo; 01-12-2010 at 06:01 PM. Reason: Maybe that's not the same guy. I can't really tell.

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01-12-2010 , 06:04 PM

#23

Da33le

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I guess I am having a hard time understanding how it is even possible..... I can see he was having some fibre issues but I mean wow. I guess he has major commitment. If that were me I wudda just quit the race and found a bathroom.