mmmmmmmmmm pie
07-20-2009
, 05:08 AM
07-20-2009
, 05:12 AM
Most frequent thoughts at the nudie bar
Red= Regret the empty and vacuous and unpleasant experience you just had. Plus also regret spending those 4 dollars.
Blue = Die a little inside when she grabs your junk and says 'ain't I turning you on then?' And you have a boner.
Green= work out the best place in the car park to park the van with the blacked-out windows, and check the sack isn't ripped or damaged since the last time.
Red= Regret the empty and vacuous and unpleasant experience you just had. Plus also regret spending those 4 dollars.
Blue = Die a little inside when she grabs your junk and says 'ain't I turning you on then?' And you have a boner.
Green= work out the best place in the car park to park the van with the blacked-out windows, and check the sack isn't ripped or damaged since the last time.
07-20-2009
, 05:14 AM
07-20-2009
, 09:16 AM
Pizza %ages destiny when ordered by Dids
Red = Amount slobbered down in the first minute of arrival (and in fact, it is a single slice cut this way)
Blue = Amount eaten at a more leisurely 2 minutes whilst playing World of Warcraft
Green = Amount caught in assorted cracks and lost forever (between keys on keyboard, between chins etc)
Red = Amount slobbered down in the first minute of arrival (and in fact, it is a single slice cut this way)
Blue = Amount eaten at a more leisurely 2 minutes whilst playing World of Warcraft
Green = Amount caught in assorted cracks and lost forever (between keys on keyboard, between chins etc)
07-20-2009
, 11:01 AM
My ****ty mailman
Red= your car is withing 50ft of mailbox so we couldnt deliver your mail note
Blue = your garbage can was within 30 ft of mailbox, or i just drove by when i saw you outside
Green= heres your netflix movies weeds season 4 disk 2 and disk 3 will give you disk 1 in a few days if im sober
worst mailman ever im gonna get like 3 dogs by the end of the year
Red= your car is withing 50ft of mailbox so we couldnt deliver your mail note
Blue = your garbage can was within 30 ft of mailbox, or i just drove by when i saw you outside
Green= heres your netflix movies weeds season 4 disk 2 and disk 3 will give you disk 1 in a few days if im sober
worst mailman ever im gonna get like 3 dogs by the end of the year
07-20-2009
, 11:56 AM
IMO
Red= WAT
Blue = LDO
Green= 1ST
Red= WAT
Blue = LDO
Green= 1ST
07-20-2009
, 01:34 PM
who 4lifers fap to
Red= beer girl
Blue= Allison Stokke
Green= Peggy Bundy
Red= beer girl
Blue= Allison Stokke
Green= Peggy Bundy
07-23-2009
, 08:48 AM
Quote:
Breakdown of Emmemere's Current Preoccupations
Red= OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M GETTING MARRIED OMG OMG OMG OMG
Blue = Running through final checks on vows/reception venue/cake/food/guests/ bridesmaids/music/honeymoon/hair/makeup
Green= Wondering whether to pack her 'happy rapid rabbit' for teh honeymoon, and how many batteries to take
Red= OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M GETTING MARRIED OMG OMG OMG OMG
Blue = Running through final checks on vows/reception venue/cake/food/guests/ bridesmaids/music/honeymoon/hair/makeup
Green= Wondering whether to pack her 'happy rapid rabbit' for teh honeymoon, and how many batteries to take
Red= Work and time wasted on the computer
Blue= Thinking about what I need to do for the wedding
Green= Actually getting stuff done for the wedding
07-23-2009
, 09:00 AM
red: my penus length
blue: avrg 4lyfers penus length
green: combined oot penus length
07-23-2009
, 09:22 AM
red: wat
blue: no u
green: ppl care about n00bs
