Quote: "i want your heart. I want to eat his children"
"I'm 36 years old... i never dreamed of living this long. i never dreamed of fornicating as many beautiful women as i did"

this guy is such a lol

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU

"i broke my back"

yep... he also eats ears

"listen um... i broke my back"

my fav is "Ima F*** you til you love me *****"

also on that vid.

"i'm gonna stomp on his testicles"

"well... spinal"

ya had me watching tyson clips for an hour. sweet

i think alot of these crazy things he says are intentional

"everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"
I like that quote, it extends beyond boxing, obviously unintentional though

mike for prez

Thread title should read "Tyson - Unintentionally the most overrated athlete ever?"

Before you respond disagreeably with all the regurgitated TV nonsense about how powerful a puncher he was in his prime, please list the top quality fighters he has beaten.

thank you for doing this man justice.

mike tysons the fkn realest

"I'm Peter McNeeley from Boston, Mass. On Saturday night, I'm kicking Tyson's ass."

rockin...

you're a major joke.

tyson was heavyweight champ at like 20. his first like 20 wins are by k.o., 12 in first round. noone has ever come remotely close to this dominance. he had the belt--noone was out there to challenge him for it.
he spends like 3 or 4 yrs in jail afterward (for rape--major brag). what do you expect, fresh-as-daisies mike to jump back into the ring? he's 30 by the time he contends for the belt again, and obvi was never the same.

dude had major mental issues and by the time 2000 rolled around--holyfield, lewis--he was so hopped up on meds he didn't even want to fight anymore...he was talking about "just having fun" and "feeding the pidgeons on his rooftop." he was crying in interviews, talking about how sad and lonely he was.

talking ish about iron mike is sacrilegious. the man was abused so badly his entire career was a sham. and still, he's one of the best boxers we've ever seen. here's a question for you, and is just as fair to consider--from history, who could beat mike tyson in his prime?

Genghis Khan would crush him

3-4 years in prison would be an appropriate punishment for this response IMO. I mean, this is just simply awful beyond the point of normal logic. He's a great fighter because he started his career with a KO filled impressive W/L record? That's fascinating. No one has ever come close to beating a number of tomato cans, then winning a title early in their career, only to be followed by a series of one sided losses? Even more fascinating.

Buster Douglas, Desiree Washington, and Don King.

"i might just fade into bolivian"

http://mybackisbroken.ytmnd.com/

He tells a female reporter that he doesn't do interviews with wimmenz unless he ''fornicates with them''
So did he do the interview with his rape victim before or after said rape?
I'd like to see that interview.

EDIT::LOL
''I've been robbed of most my money, can I at least get a blowjob?''

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

maybe...where would they be fighting?
no u

it's a tragedy, man. the guy was so talented, and he was raked over so badly. no one deserves that. i genuinely feel sorry for him, and i'm also just appalled at how someone can be so incredible at something, and so disoriented in all other aspects of life.

"logic"... cut it out, dude. this statement reeks of asperger's...and i'm in the biz, if you're looking for a referral. stop feeling like everything must be quantified or logical for it to make sense. at the end of the day, there isn't a single person i'd bet on against mike in the ring, during his prime. he was born with an amazing gift; just because he wasn't able to make a career out of his talents that is one you'd admire, you still ought to give respect where it's due. people who have difficulty with this seem insecure "IMO."

watch a youtube video and marvel. the man was an animal--and more, sickeningly good at his craft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0h-A05AQYg

His "tragedy" is a conviction for first degree rape, which followed a legitimate loss to a marginal fighter who was 42-1 coming in.

Commenting by spiting out phrases you heard on a cable news talking-head filled program three days ago is laughable. What business are you in, professional spewing of stupidity?

This is simply epic.