Would you let a naked man (of your choosing) squat down and put his balls and penga on your face for 5 minutes?

You owuld be lying down on floor, and he would just squat down. His asswhole would be about where you forehead is. But his ass owuld not touch your head (unless he lost balance).

Also he would be able to fart, but not take pooppoo./

after 5 minutes you get $15,000 shipped to your bank or stars, or w/e

giddy up sausage

Check your pms.

ship the 15K

In before ban

snapcall fistpomp

please to be shipping me 15k

I would let him shart on my face for 15k

ygos?

I would suck him off too for 15k!

Double or nuthin' for a Cleveland Steamer?

if nobody saw it or would ever see it, then yes
otherwise WTF GAY BAN

I could have been getting paid for this?!

i'd pay anything to have someone sit their balls on my face for 5 mins

This is the first time that this fits!


and where do you come up with 15k?

Strange number if you ask me.. there must be a story behind this...

Honestly I dunno... 5 mins is a long time.

If it were just a quick contact I think I'd do it but to have him resting his balls on my face for a full 5 minutes? Think I might pass.

Its not so bad.

5 full minutes on the chin, now that is difficult. Takes lots of practice.

How about 5K?

Liar.

Pretty eager. You'd suck him off for nothing too, correct?

Reminds me of a funny story.

When I was around 22yo, I was at a bar for a dart tournament. I had some beers with a friend I knew from the circuit. He told me a story that he was in Miami on business and some guy offered him $500 to let him go downstairs.

The guy said to me "whaddaya think of that?"

I said "Hey, as long as you dont have to do anything free monies!", and laughed.

He smiled and said "Alot of people wouldnt have said that" and clinked pint glasses with me.

I shrugged it off, had a few more beers.. then the tournament ended and we went bar hopping and playing darts against whoever would challenge us.. we kicked some pretty good butt.

Fast forward to 3am. In the middle of a dart game he turns to me and says, 'So, I'll give you $500."

I'm speechless... then I'm like "Dude, ygos?".

He says, "No but, its something I want to do and I'll pay you for it."

I'm still confused but, I just said about 5-6 hours ago that I would so no backing out now, right?

I tell the bartender to line up 3 shots of Southern Comfort and I down them in quick succession and turn to the dart guy and say "Let's go".

Got the skull in his car (money up front) and took a cab home (no drinking and driving FTW)

Sad part is that I've had worse but, the chin stubble against the leg is nightmare inducing.

omg

did he spit or swallow?

So everyone is thinking right now.... SRSLY?