Hey I have a single room on campus, and right now i just have just a few posters and stuff and its nothing special.

just wondering what i should get to spruce up the place a bit so that when girls come over, they will feel really comfortable and want to stay longer.

like maybe incense, a lava lamp, or a wine cabinet or something.

so yeah really i'm just looking for ideas on how to transform my room into a kingdom that women will appreciate.

from the sound of this post, if you arent there they are more likely to feel comfortable.

wait... girls go to Waterloo?

Put some personal stuff in it, good conversation topic if you both are sober and she doesn't want to **** you.

Suici

QFWineCabinet.

QFT.... lol incense??????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???

Hey now, incense, ambient music, and mood lighting are basically unstoppable game...

1 don't be in the room
2 just put a bunch of money all over
3 someone else profits

a big ass television and semi-professional looking camera on a tripod aimed for your bed will most certainly do the trick

lol this.

WAT

Walk down the street and go to Laurier instead.

BAN!!!

lay rose pedals along the ground that lead to your room

Lathe

If you live in a big city, go to: (a) a local bus stop, (b) the release point from the local police station or (c) martin luther king junior boulevard. Make yourself noticeable and start searching for the face that only a young despearte woman can make. Once you pick out your candidate strike up a conversation. A good line is "Hey, you look hungry, can I get you something from taco bell?" While she's eating let her blabber about whatever her sob story is (they always have a sob story). After lunch make like you care about her sad plight and offer to put her up for the night. Once you have her alone all you have to do is feed and sex her for a couple of days straight. When you can tell she trusts you make it clear that you love her and all but if she really loved you she would do what it takes to pull her own weight (not to mention put some extra cash in her man's pocket). Drop her off at the ho-track, go home and wait for the money to roll in. Rinse and repeat 3 or 4 times and your pad will look like a pimp palace in no time.

if you wanna get robbed do above

you obviously don't have a playa's heart.

just know that's not how it happens but gg on being robbed

Weak looking white boys like you get robbed.

what school u go to OP?

Have a big poster on your door saying "free candy inside". Then once you get them inside, spring the bed trap!