lmao

That's the one that goes dit
Di-di-di-di-di-di-dit
I'm so terrific when I spit
Put my foot up in yo ass
Now I'm kickin in yo ****
Now I'm pitchin at yo bitch
And she catch it with her lip
Nah she catch it with her mouth
And since I'm the president,
She tried to catch it on her blouse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMLwUItWmYo

I was walkin through the city streets and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink Run faster. Jump Higher. Man, Im not gonna let you poison me. I threw it on the ground! You must think Im a joke! I aint gonna be part of this system! Man, pump that garbage in another mans veins! I go to my favorite hot dog stand and the dude says, you come here all the time! Heres one for free. I said, Man, what I look like, a charity case? I took it, and threw it on the ground! I dont need your handouts! Im an adult! Please, you cant buy me hot dog man! At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend She hands me her cellphone, says its my dad. Man, this aint my dad. This is a cellphone! I threw it on the ground! What you think Im stupid? Im not a part of this system! My dads not a phone! Duh! Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party What you want me to do with this, eat it? Happy birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake too!

Black in the proudest
No way on Earth would I ever allow this
I'll make your bones feel it like arthritis
Well I'll give you hepatitis
When you try to recite to bite the hypetness
I'll buy you Tropicana with a slight twist
I make Satan righteous
You touch the mic and I get nauseous
I'll join Iraq and blow a Fed office
And bring a Delta force like Chuck Norris
Yo, it's not to my own mystery
I wanna know like Black history
About the miseries
So I can take this flaming fire that I feel inside
Burning so strong
Telling me I can't go wrong
Like heartfelt songs
And sessions 'til dawn
I saw it clashing
I own my side of the Earth like the mighty Atlas
Move like a Dodge Stratus
Me and stylist diction be the baddest
And even in your palm you couldn't grasp it
Tell me what you fear here
The crossroad, the badge, or their bullet-proof gear
I'm young, Black, and don't care
It's easy addition
How the smallest world can cause the biggest friction
So listen, I give my thoughts and the decisions
Before this track is over let me mention
I'm Gemini in faith
And wanna be so rich you tie my shoelace
And bring it to court like Dred Scott case
Supreme high place
And at the trial with a big cool smile on my face

Some of my favourites:

Try to ban the AK, I got ten of 'em stashed with a case of hand grenades! - Ice T/Body Count (Body Count)

"If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the east - I live out there (so don't go there). But that don't mean a ****** can't rest in the west. See some nice breast in the west... - Notorious B.I.G. (Going Back to Cali)

Real rappers are hard to find, like the remote - Kanye West (Get 'Em High)

Some say no to drugs and take a stand, but after the show they go looking for the dope man - N.W.A. (Express Yourself)

The quality of your livings depends entirely upon your ability to play the game - The Game (Documentry Intro). A good one for poker players

"Sky is the limit and you know that you can have what you want, be what you want." - Notorious B.I.G. (Sky's the Limit)

Why do we call ourselves ******s for life? 'Cause, if we die, we're still gonna be some dead ******s - N.W.A. (100 Miles and Running)

Every time I try to use my mind it seems like I've got to fight two sides. And I never know which one's right - Krayzie Bone (Gemini)

Whether we win or lose this life is do or die. But sometimes we lose the will to win and wonder why - Scarface (Win, Lose or Draw)

Mister, mister, before you make me go, I'm here to let you know your little girl is a ho. Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad, get her all alone and out come the kneepads - Ice Cube (Giving up the Nappy Dugout)

I pulled her panties down and the bitch had a dick! - Eazy E (Nobody Move)

Only 3 things that stop me from being a Nazi. I'm black, a *** and my dad's Liberace - D12 (Revelation)

I'm Ready to Die without a Reasonable Doubt. Smoke Chronic and hit it Doggystyle before I go out. Until they sign my Death Certificate, All Eyez on Me. I'm still at it, Illmatic and that's The Documentary - The Game(Documentary). You may need to be a real hip-hop fan to truly appreciate that one.


Hmmm, that'll do for starters

When I was in the sixth grade, these *****s was bitch made
They was thinking science, I was thinking get paid
I always kept a plan to get doe
Like selling the same **** I use to steal from outta stop-n-go
I use to run a paper route
But that ain't pay me enough, I was still on the bus
My momma would always tell me don't you rush to get old
But rarely did I listen to the **** I was told
I was a ghetto boy long before the rap group existed
I use to take my lunch money and pitch it
I stayed on suspension, I ain't ****in' with school
Truant officers be chasin' me, I'd give 'em the blues


-face



also....

Alright let's get serious... **** the rap game I'm the realest ***** PERIOD. - Willie D

forgot one...

Flow as cold as the shoulder of a gold diggin hoe when a broke ***** approaches - J.Cole.

i got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks...sleep on my stomach so i dont **** up my sheets

I'm slamming *****s like Shaquille, **** is real
When it's time to eat a meal I rob and steal
'cos Mom Duke ain't giving me ****
so for the bread and butter I leave *****s in the gutter
Huh, word to mother, I'm dangerous
Crazier than a bag of ****ing Angel Dust
When I bust my gat mother****ers take dirt naps
I'm all that and a dime sack, where the paper at?

It's like boom BOOM!
I put it in the hoop
Like slam SLAM!
I heard the crowd screaming
out jam JAM!
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq

aesop rock count? this song is sick, words start with L-S-D for whole verse.


LSD...

[Verse 2]
Lazy summer days
Like some decrepit land shark dumb luck squad dog lurk sicker diluted.
Last sturdy domino lean secluded.
Don't let stupid delusions lessen super-duty labor students dragnet lifer solutions.
Daddy loved sloppy dimension like son/daughter link.
Such determinated leopards.
Successfully disheveled.
Little soldiers developed like serpents despite life sentence ducking lemmings.
Some don't like sobriety's dirty lenses.
Some do.
Let sleeping dogs lie still.
Don't look so damn lackluster.
Suck defeat.
Lump sum damage?
Load, sample, delete.
Late Show, Dave Letterman, ****ty diner lip slide, dutch.
Low self-discipline leaders see dead lung self-destruct.
Life sucks dickhead.
Lost summers display laminates showcasing divinity live, system definitive.
Liturgy soaked, depict lowly spectacular delight.
Why, what kind of LSD you like?



song title "greatest pacman victory in history"

I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin me
You need to stop rappin and start robbin banks like Steady B
Cause see, no matter how much green you make
You'll never taste the avocado, just another broke Versace model
Tiger Woods ain't even up to par in the game of survival
That's why I'm pissin in y'all Cristal bottles
Drink Listerine, brush my teeth with amphetamine
So I can sound fresh and say dope things in between
Three strikes to five mics - forever snortin
I want a woman with the body of a whore and a personality like Lauryn
Can't even say I didn't know
Cause while we wanna be N.W.A. they create the N.W.O.
How many years, fo' mo' - so **** the fake John Gotties
Ain't got no Mazzeraties I be at the party sippin hot toddies
My **** pumpin everything, out Audis in Saudi
I'm +Thuggish Ruggish+ to the Bone,
"and I'm gonna diss everybody.. and I'm gonna diss everybody.."

Ras Kass - Soul on Ice remix

ras is so awesome

relax and take notes while i take tokes of the marijuana smoke.

anything by lil wayne makes me laugh every single time

lately chamillionare is selling out so his raps are starting to sound garbage too

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my ****in teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by ****in' lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with ****, every time i sung
Like R Kelly as soon as "bump n' grind" comes on
More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
plane
Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave,
Screaming at the sky, till clouds gather as Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thats pretty much the gist of it,Parents are pissed, but the kids love
it
Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don't blame you, i wouldn't let hailie listen to me neither

these bitches eatin' dick like it's digestible
this **** is contestable
they want my cucumber 'cuz it's their favorite vegetable

Hard to pick my favorite from this song because it's basically one verse...

So just listen to the damn song and thank me later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Sd2gDkSV8

Nas - Rewind

It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine.

I make the heads bop in the streets like speed bumps,
'cause every bar hit 'cha hard as a Muhammad Ali punch.

Music is like magic, there's a certain feeling you get
When you're real and you spit and people are feeling your ****
This is your moment, and every single minute you spend
Trying to hold on to it cause you may never get it again
So while you're in it, try to get as much **** as you can
And when your run is over just admit when it's at it's end

Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half the **** that gets in
I got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in
It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie
Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
But in this industry, I'm the cause of a lot of envy
So when I'm not put on this list, this **** does not offend me
That's why you see me walking around like nothing's bothering me
Didn't even know half you people got a ****ing problem with me
You hate it but you know respect you've got to give me
The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney
Nate hit me!

Oh, and of course...

Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke man, I couldn't picture this

Im a hustla' homey.
you a customer crony
got some dirty on my shoulder, could you brush it of for me?

She said it alright, she said it's all good
She said I talk white, but I feel so hood
I'm from south central doing just what a nikka should
If I had 7 Dragonballs, I wish a nikka would

What, I just wanna lay you back
Nah, you ain't gotta count my stack
Nah, it ain't goin down like that
Damn yo' ass is fat
I just wanna hit it, and quit it, if it's on like that
If I ever have to call your back
Cause you got a man, and I got a woman
But one ain't enough I need more to keep me comin