I have recently found out about an ever expanding plot against me. For some reason, the local deer population has declared me their mortal enemy, and I have been under heavy attack as a result. These deer will stop at nothing to try to kill me. This is war of life and death.
Last week, after playing pool with my friend, while taking him home I was driving on this one road near his house and going about 30 miles an hour on this rough ass road, when all of a sudden a deer comes out from the trees and weeds on the left and get this
RUNS RIGHT INTO MY ****ING CAR
A ****ing deer T-boned my ****ing car last week. I couldn't ****ing believe it.
You have got to be a ****ing DUMB PATHETIC ****ING WALKING DEATH MORON to ****ing run into a god damn car. wtf deer. really????
pffft
put a dent in my car, ofc.
so ****in weak. It's like the type of dent where if someone nailed you with their car door in a parking lot or something. It's not too bad really, could have been a whole lot worse.
but yeah
a ****ing deer ran into me
****ing crazy mother ****ers
yeah so and then this week on tuesday, my friend and I went to play pool again, as usual imo
taking him home, AGAIN I met with an assault of deer
was doing like 40 mph in a 45, just past a stop sign I was just stopped at. prob 500 feet or so. was going around this right hand turn and all of a sudden a deer head appears and a deer comes jumping out into the road as I swerve hard to the left
I couldn't avoid it. I hit the deer.
my car
the militant
Here are some day time pictures of the location the deer strategically chose to launch their attack on me. As you will see, it is quite clear they are collaborating and planning, as deer have much lower intelligence than humans, as you well know. Therefor, it is surely impossible to plan such a sophisticated, coordinated attack without all deer of the population contributing their ideas and brains.
here's the deer on the left and viewing the oncoming road.
this is a picture taken standing right by the deer looking up towards the target area. you can see that they are intent in killing me, and they have been strategically planning this attack for months.
What is also quite evident to me is, they are using some form of long distance communication. They must be using walkie talkies or cell phones or computers or something. There was obviously a deer watching me leave the intersection, radioed to his fellow militant that I was coming and instructed when to leap out in attack. These deer will stop at NOTHING to destroy me.
Here's a picture looking down the oncoming direction giving an idea of the depth and thickness of the surrounding cover.
And finally, here is where I believe the militant launched his surprise attack one me.
and what lies beyond that fence???
bull country
and deer country
I have come to the conclusion that it is kill or be killed with these deer. The only thing I can do is arm myself and be alert and prepared for their advances against me. They could come in any way, shape, or form.
These deer with stop at nothing.
Last edited by LirvA; 07-21-2011 at 07:11 AM.