You appear to be angry and unhappy. Based on your posts ITT it seems unlikely that you will reproduce and pass on your genes. Ergo...

it is much less bs than anything after death probably. try to enjoy it.

on a side note, its crazy to think about death in a non-religious/realistic way. i find myself in a loophole thought process. wtf goes down once you die?! i keep thinking its dark/black/emptiness, but if you have no thoughts/concious....

Holy ****, you're right!

Life is like a piece of white paper. Crazy people try desperately to find meaning from it. Turning the page and screaming for some color. Normal people on the other hand draw pictures. And those pictures make you either happy or not.

cheer the **** up you depressing ****

just ask questions

I changed my mind about life. To call it bull**** doesn't make much sense really. Life is all there is, it cannot be compared to anything else, so how can it be bull****?

Life simply is.

Once upon a time, in some out of the way corner of that universe which is dispersed into numberless twinkling solar systems, there was a star upon which clever beasts invented knowing. That was the most arrogant and mendacious minute of "world history," but nevertheless, it was only a minute. After nature had drawn a few breaths, the star cooled and congealed, and the clever beasts had to die. One might invent such a fable, and yet he still would not have adequately illustrated how miserable, how shadowy and transient, how aimless and arbitrary the human intellect looks within nature. There were eternities during which it did not exist. And when it is all over with the human intellect, nothing will have happened.

That's bull****. Your logic doesn't make sense.

Also, even if you feel like your life sucks: Man up, change your life and enjoy.

Concerning your OP I can totally identify with a wise man who said: "I get laid all the time".

OOT loves guys like OP.

Thank you. I think I've just found my life's purpose. I will become one of the greatest attention whores in all of history to ever post on OOT. Even Ron Burgandy will be a distant second to me.

On second thought, that's pretty damn pathetic.

Any mod interested in closing this thread? I'm tired of posting in it. It's a waste of life.

QFlol

Here's piece of advice for you chump; get over yourself.

If you start trolling your own thread, they'll lock it.

There's a special something thrown in there with the thread locking.

Dude life is such a huge freeroll, who cares what happens just get aids and cancer and enjoy there are 100millions of broke people who can't afford to eat who just laugh it away, just compress your humongous cynical worldview into a giant buttplug stick it up your ass and whack off. You'll be fine.

^ wp