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06-22-2010 , 07:59 PM

e i pi

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I recently lied on a rental application about my income & employment. I did this because I wouldn't have to put down a security deposit on the apartment if I had sufficient income. My credit and rental history is spotless. At the time I talked myself into thinking it would work perfectly but now I am worried and feeling guilty. Does anyone know anything about the workings of leasing companies? Would a simple background check show that I'm full of it?

I'm going to feel like an idiot if the guy calls me back & asks about it. Not having to pay that security deposit just seemed like free money :durp:

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06-22-2010 , 08:01 PM

LirvA

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OOT is that ^ way

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06-22-2010 , 08:05 PM

ncboiler

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OP - you are a ****ing sinner.

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06-22-2010 , 08:08 PM

ILL_Militia

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Originally Posted by LirvA

OOT is that ^ way

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And you are indeed a sinner OP!!!! LMFAOOOOO!!!!!

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06-22-2010 , 08:14 PM

ToTheInternet

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Hallelujahhhh. I beseech theeeahhh

In the name of jeeeesssussahhhh make this man a good christianahhhhh aguilerahhhhh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBSUc...eature=related

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06-22-2010 , 08:15 PM

KingBBinLV

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Don't worry about it unless they ask you for a paystub, if they do, break out your photoshopping skills.

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06-22-2010 , 08:17 PM

ILL_Militia

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Don't worry about it unless they ask you for a paystub, if they do, break out your photoshopping skills.

Amazing! Indeed and plus 5!

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06-22-2010 , 08:18 PM

nham

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op is such a sociopath

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06-22-2010 , 08:19 PM

Pawntificator

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Tell Goblu197 about it and he will absolve you of your guilt pretty quickly.

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06-22-2010 , 08:20 PM

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LirvA

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

Hallelujahhhh. I beseech theeeahhh

In the name of jeeeesssussahhhh make this man a good christianahhhhh aguilerahhhhh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBSUc...eature=related

lol I thought you were singing that song from Bruno imo

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06-22-2010 , 08:21 PM

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e i pi

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lol I didn't mean guilty like I feel like I did anything morally wrong. Just guilty like I'm goin to get called out on it.

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06-22-2010 , 08:23 PM

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I just heard on my neighbor's police scanner that homeland security is on the way to your house.

RUN

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06-22-2010 , 08:24 PM

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ILL_Militia

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op is such a sociopath

LoL

One that feels guilt at least. A rare breed IMO.

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06-22-2010 , 08:24 PM

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sinndar11

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let me put it this way. I havent paid for a game of golf in 3 years and i play about 60 times a year

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06-22-2010 , 08:24 PM

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nham

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LoL

One that feels guilt at least. A rare breed IMO.

he's just saying that to manipulate us

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06-22-2010 , 08:25 PM

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let me put it this way. I havent paid for a game of golf in 3 years and i play about 60 times a year

seems legit as long as you are conveniently leaving out the "give a bj about 60 times a year" detail.

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06-22-2010 , 08:31 PM

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javi

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I've been lying on rental apps for the last 5 years. They never look **** up, you're fine.

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06-22-2010 , 08:32 PM

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e i pi

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also my lease is up next week so I need this **** to work out. I'm not really up for craigslisting my way into sharing an apartment with some pedo or grad student for a month. I don't think they would take kindly to my lifestyle.

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06-22-2010 , 08:32 PM

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ILL_Militia

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I've been lying on rental apps for the last 5 years. They never look **** up, you're fine.

Definitely!

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06-22-2010 , 08:34 PM

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nham

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Originally Posted by e i pi

you afraid they'll find out you don't actually know anything about euler's identity?

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06-22-2010 , 08:34 PM

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ncboiler

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The entire US housing industry came crashing down in a crescendo of lies. It's high time we stop enabling this behavior.

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06-22-2010 , 08:34 PM

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I'm not really up for craigslisting my way into sharing an apartment with some pedo or grad student for a month. I don't think they would take kindly to my lifestyle.

First I was a little offended that you would group pedos and grad students together. Then I began to wonder what you do that a pedo would find objectionable.

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06-22-2010 , 08:35 PM

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DonkeyFocker

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if your credit score is spotless, you shouldn't have a problem. except, i'm surprised they didn't ask for your last three months of paycheck stub. if you get caught just find a new apartment and stop being a no-ball-having-worry-wart-pussy-geek.

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06-22-2010 , 08:37 PM

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LirvA

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lol

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06-22-2010 , 08:45 PM

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e i pi

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First I was a little offended that you would group pedos and grad students together.

My first few weeks as a freshman, wondering the campus, I was alarmed and kind of disgusted by the number of homeless just hanging out around the university. My school is in the city so I expected a few bums, but nothing like I saw. It took me a few weeks to figure out they weren't actually homeless. They were grad students.

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