http://youtube.com/watch?v=BqEdoVQKBAc

**** you rick astley, safety roll is the new rickroll.

Fail.

love the saftey dance

yes

we can leave your friends behind
cause if your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
WELL THEN
they're no friends of mine

say

midgets are aweseom

That was the idea behind the Rickroll, wasn't it?

rick astley is a *** compared to this.

I didn't know 'god' was censored.

I <3 never gonna give you up

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down and
I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became legend after the Krippen virus hit the air.

In New York City born and raised
In a military lab is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Working on viruses since /b/ closed the pool
When Krippen's cancer cure turned out to be no good
It started making trouble in my neighborhood
I messed up one little virus and my wife got scared
I said "you’re moving with Marley to find some clean air."

I begged and pleaded with her the other day
Till she packed a suitcase and I sent her on her way
She gave me the dog after I got her eye scanned
But her chopper crashed now my life’s down the pan.

Vampires, yo this is bad,
Eating survivors like it’s a new fad.
Is this what the people of 2012 livin like?
Hmmmmm at least they only come out at night.

Spending my days with my dog talking to Fred
Cause everyone else on Earth is either rabid or dead
Broadcasting on all AM frequencies
Is anyone else out there?
If so please contact the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Well, the vampires went and set me a trap
Infected my dog after I shot Fred all to crap
Took the dog home but she lost hair like she was shavin
Killed her quick
Another reason not to eat that bacon I was savin

Killing vampires along with myself what a way to go
But got saved by a Mexican bitch who heard me on the radio
If anything I could say that this bitch was rare
But I thought 'Naw forget it' - 'Yo home to my lair'

I became an hero at about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the bitch 'Yo homes smell ya later'
The bitch and her kid
Finally found some friends
And now I’m remembered cause I am Legend

Watched it 3 times already.

Which is why the DioRoll should be the new rickroll. The guy in the crowd at 1:00 rules.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcVWTyrq_Q

Worst roll ever.
This is better:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1aPGk01AiyM

stfu kill yourself