Kyliam was working just like jstutlskajelj when all of a sudden there was this guy and the guycame riht at him so he dodged the guy and started running and he ran and ran until he came to this shed but the shed's door was locked so he busted the window and got right in so then he was sitting there eating when all of a sudden there was this knock at the door right so then he answers the door and lo and behold there is that guy again so Kyliam is like ,

"Look, what do you want from me? just leave me alone alright? I'm a peaceful person, I want to live my life in peace, like everyone else, and eventually get a nice SUV, and eventually put subwoofers into that SUV, and get a job and a girlfriend with nice D cup breasts, is that too much to ask for in life? and a hot-tub with a nice patio area and mosquitoe torches, and an outdoor refrigerator? is it? "
And the guy stood there, and Kyliam couldn't tell if the guy was even considering his words or not, then the guy grappled Kyliam, and they grapt each other around the backs of their necks like Grecco-roman wrestlers, their hairy forearms clashing and digging their chins into each others back's for vital leverage. Kyliam was strong but the guy had nearly unhuman strength. His muscles felt like knotted treeroots underneath his thick flesh. The guy was on top of Kyliam in a few effortless moments, and Kyliam thought this was it.

this was the end.

Kyliam looked into his killer's face, not understanding the attack except for it's immediacy and seriousness.
The guy was a bald guy, 'bout 5'5'', stringy guy, got an eagle tattoo on his neck, couple other tattoos not worth mentioning. Jewish guy. Probably worked at a blockbuster.

Then he remember what his mother had told him just before he left to go outside and lay down and take a nap, she said: " Kyliam, if you are to go outside, and to lay down, and take a nap outside, and you are just lying there, and you are enjoying yourself, trying to enjoy your day, and it is not a rainy day, a normal looking day just like any other day, and some jewish guy, bout 5'5'', w a eagle tattoo on his neck, prob works at a blockbuster, comes running up to you and attacks you out of nowhere, you must run Kyliam, you must run for your life, and if he ever gets you down, and he is holding you down, you must roll, roll hard and get him off of you and then continue running, Kyliam. that is all. "

so then Kyliam, remembering what his mother had said, rolled hard, harder than he'd ever rolled, and the man sure enough flew right off. So then Kyliam started running again, and he ran til he no longer saw the guy.

Who the **** would name teir child Kyliam?

Edit: I want some of what you are smoking

I have a feeling that Kyliam isn't the only one that is rolling hard. Be honest man, did you just smoke some DMT or something?

What is this ****? What does it mean?

8_high´s threads are always A+

this is no exception

freeeeedoooooooooom

Lot of haters in this thread.

Should have gotten an oil soaked one.

8hi doesnt smoke or do drugs nemore

he just drinks milk

and writes meaningful stories

sincerely,

-8hi

Yeah, is that what the spirit elves have instructed you to say 8high?

Strangely aroused.

Yah she is strange, but in a good way imo.

http://pics.livejournal.com/_pawn/gallery/00011103

Some of that stuff is downright creepy.

Yeah, like woah.

Wodey!

My only thought while reading that was:

"Maybe you should kiss someone nice,
or lick a rock...

Or both"

am I the only one?

I dunno. I was still wondering why the guy worked at blockbuster.

It's pretty clear from context that he was in the middle of an arduous journey to discover meaning in a world where happiness is fickle and no one knows his pain.

Aren't we all?

Too many big words itp

Some journeys less arduous than others, some happiness more intense than others, some fickleness less erratic than others, some pain less intense than others.

In this way, everyone is similar to extremely rough sex with the power flashing on and off.

Some sex is rougher than others too.

is it a mineral, rock or fossil?