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07-28-2007 , 07:02 PM

#76

prodonkey

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 14,597

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just got a text message from her:
Sean, I don't think we should see ach other anymore. I'm trying to be less promiscuous and you're not good for me. Ali.

I called her but no answer obv. Left a voicemail.

So here's what I think is going on... she's a sloot (obv) and the other scientologists are putting pressure on her not to be a sloot. it's possible that her roommate or one of her neighbors heard us going at it the other day, and so they organized a little scientologist intervention for her. Any other theories?

lol this is so ridiculous.

Nope, that's about exactly what I was thinking, you won't change her mind, so don't bother. The church has way more power over her.

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07-28-2007 , 07:03 PM

#77

El_Hombre_Grande

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,447

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just got a text message from her:
Sean, I don't think we should see ach other anymore. I'm trying to be less promiscuous and you're not good for me. Ali.

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[expletive] scientologist cockblockers.

I think those five scientologistic [censored] need a lesson in life - or how it ends for people who cockblock someone. Text message her back asking if she'd be interested in seeing the [censored] diasohf?

I honsetly do not think it is a good idea to [censored] with scientoligists. They are creepy cultish nutjobs. They own lots of complexes in very remote places.

No one will hear your screams.

Generally true. However, this is a kinky sloot that he barely got to enjoy any quality time with. F them up. If you don't stand up to freak cults who cockblock, the terrorists win.

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07-28-2007 , 07:04 PM

#78

Blarg

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Nope, that's about exactly what I was thinking, you won't change her mind, so don't bother. The church has way more power over her.

Yup. They are professionals. You are just some dork with a dick.

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07-28-2007 , 07:09 PM

#79

Spechel EDD

CONFIRMED GIRL IRL

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 14,076

lol at the people who dont know how bad it is to [censored] with scientologists

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07-28-2007 , 07:14 PM

#80

LionelHutz00

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,459

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Nope, that's about exactly what I was thinking, you won't change her mind, so don't bother. The church has way more power over her.

yeah this is pretty much exactly what i was thinking. trust me, this isn't the kind of girl that i would be seeing any long term future with, even without the crazy cult stuff.

the text that she sent is weird. usually when i get one, the format is
From: [person's name]
text of message
cb: [person's phone number]
date and time

but this one is:
([her name]) text of message
cb: [her phone number]
date and time

maybe it's just her cell phone provider has a different format? kinda weird, any thoughts?

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07-28-2007 , 07:19 PM

#81

Georgia Avenue

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She is from SPACE

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07-28-2007 , 07:26 PM

#82

Uniqueuponhim

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 407

Obv you need to pretend to be interested in scientology and [censored] her brains out.

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07-28-2007 , 07:26 PM

#83

bawcerelli

banned

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 964

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[expletive] scientologist cockblockers.

this should be op's new title

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07-28-2007 , 07:39 PM

#84

OGS20

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 206

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just some dork with a dick.

this should be op's new title

FYP

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07-28-2007 , 07:39 PM

#85

Bigka79

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,175

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standard

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07-28-2007 , 07:42 PM

#86

LionelHutz00

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,459

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just some dork with a dick.

this should be op's new title

FYP

lol this would be awesome

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07-28-2007 , 08:33 PM

#87

DING-DONG YO

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 8,616

Best in a while. Keep it going OP.

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07-28-2007 , 09:28 PM

#88

whoisthedrizzle

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,692

Scientologists are actually very nice. PM me for more information.

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07-28-2007 , 09:41 PM

#89

Blarg

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Scientologists are actually very nice. PM me for more information.

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07-28-2007 , 09:45 PM

#90

Chaos_ult

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07-28-2007 , 09:45 PM

#91

NeedATimeMachine

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 718

LH,
Tell kinky girl you want to become a scientologist so you can keep hitting it ldo

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07-28-2007 , 09:49 PM

#92

LionelHutz00

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,459

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LH,
Tell kinky girl you want to become a scientologist so you can keep hitting it ldo

oh yeah i like this idea

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07-28-2007 , 10:53 PM

#93

boomshakalaka

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,462

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LH,
Tell kinky girl you want to become a scientologist so you can keep hitting it ldo

oh yeah i like this idea

I guess you also like the idea of being coerced into being strapped into a electro shock therapy chair. Have fun.

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07-29-2007 , 12:08 PM

#94

JohanCruyff

banned

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 18

how does it feel to have sex with L. Ron Hubbard in disguise?

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07-29-2007 , 02:54 PM

#95

Georgia Avenue

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07-29-2007 , 03:24 PM

#96

Hurrrr

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 200

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LH,
Tell kinky girl you want to become a scientologist so you can keep hitting it ldo

oh yeah i like this idea

OP is rapidly climbing the scale of awesomeness.

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07-29-2007 , 04:24 PM

#97

soneill34

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 238

i was gonna make some stupid wise ass remark after reading the original post, but then after getting through this thread i just can't remember what it was.

Anyway i'll lol at your kinky scientology screwing ass

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07-29-2007 , 04:49 PM

#98

[Phill]

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 52,717

Scientology isnt a cult - its a belief system structured around believing in a god.

If anything its a much more believable religion than Catholicism.

Id have joined the church were it not for the fact i dont believe in a god.