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11-16-2007 , 08:09 PM

PJo336

THRILLHOUSE!

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,158

[censored] [censored] [censored] KILL ME PLZ

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

edit: plz dont actually kill me

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11-16-2007 , 08:11 PM

PJo336

THRILLHOUSE!

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,158

1. muff punting
7 up, 2 down
literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

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11-16-2007 , 08:16 PM

Nonfiction

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,498

great thread

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11-16-2007 , 08:41 PM

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I FEEL HOW WEAK AND FRUITLESS MUST BE ANY WORDS OF MINE WHICH SHOULD ATTEMPT TO BEGUILE YOU FROM THE GRIEF OF A LOSS SO OVERWHELMING. I PRAY THAT OUR HEAVENLY FATHER MAY ASSUAGE THE ANGUISH OF YOUR BEREAVEMENT, AND LEAVE YOU ONLY THE CHERISED MEMORY OF THE THINGS LOVED AND LOST, AND THE SOLEMN PRIDE THAT MUST BE YOURS TO HAVE LAID SO COSTLY A SACRIFICE UPON THE ALTAR OF FREEDOM. ALLOW MY CAPSLOCK KEY TO EXPRESS BUT A FRACTION OF MY CONDOLENCES.

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