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08-06-2007 , 04:51 PM

#26

SuperUberBob

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

Seriously?

I didn't know of this horrible fashion no-no.

I've been wearing "jorts" for years.

No wonder why I'm never getting laid.

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08-06-2007 , 04:51 PM

#27

billygrippo

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LOL @ first google image:

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08-06-2007 , 04:55 PM

#28

skunkworks

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A couple years back, my friend upgraded all his wardrobe after he got a new gf. He came back to me and was like, "Dude, how come you never told me jean shorts were nerdy." I never had the heart to tell him.

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08-06-2007 , 04:56 PM

#29

Limesparks

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08-06-2007 , 05:03 PM

#30

CaseS87

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This guy probably wears jean shorts.

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08-06-2007 , 05:06 PM

#31

filsteal

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Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,098

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gators wear jean shorts.

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

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08-06-2007 , 05:07 PM

#32

skoal2k4

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,124

1. Jorts
289 up, 31 down

Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.

I love urbandictionary and you should too!

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08-06-2007 , 05:13 PM

#33

Dudd

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gators wear jean shorts.

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

First google image search result.

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08-06-2007 , 05:20 PM

#34

filsteal

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,098

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gators wear jean shorts.

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

First google image search result.

You win.

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08-06-2007 , 05:21 PM

#35

DING-DONG YO

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gators wear jean shorts.

We most certainly do not. Not that I've seen, at least.

First google image search result.

I rest my case, your honor.

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08-06-2007 , 05:28 PM

#36

snagglepuss

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 7,268

gg jorts

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08-06-2007 , 05:29 PM

#37

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

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08-06-2007 , 05:31 PM

#38

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

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Gotdamn look at the plumage!

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08-06-2007 , 05:32 PM

#39

TalkingDonkey

RIZZAHHHHHH

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Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

fratdaddies obv

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08-06-2007 , 05:33 PM

#40

DING-DONG YO

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Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

eh? I guess you don't regularly play 18 holes in 100 degree heat.

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08-06-2007 , 05:34 PM

#41

prodonkey

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gg jorts

holy crap who is that 2nd dude.. he looks like my twin

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08-06-2007 , 05:34 PM

#42

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EuroBBVSuicideKing

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Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

eh? I guess you don't regularly play 18 holes in 100 degree heat.

Man up son.

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08-06-2007 , 05:40 PM

#43

monkeyfightclub

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Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 503

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jean shorts aren't cool? wtf when did that happen

I found out they weren't cool last year. I was devistated.

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08-06-2007 , 05:41 PM

#44

Georgia Avenue

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Ok mullets, fine.
Jort, even worse, really poor choice.

But TOTE BAGS ARE MUNNY HUNNY.

Nothing says, "I am confortable with my sexuality" like a dude with a big tote full of organic fruits and a big ol baguette a'poppin out the flippityflap!

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08-06-2007 , 05:43 PM

#45

IronFly

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Nothing says, "I am confortable with my sexuality" like a dude with... a big ol baguette a'poppin out the flippityflap!

If they're really comfortable then that's not a baguette poppin out...

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08-06-2007 , 05:44 PM

#46

im a model

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 799

dids how many juumuus do you own?

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08-06-2007 , 05:45 PM

#47

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EuroBBVSuicideKing

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I love me a fly pair of jorts

Srsrly dids, when urban dictionary talks about 'the kind worn by black dudes' I believe they mean the extremely loose fit and baggy kind, but do not be led astray. Even those suck ass, only slightly less than the nut hugger kind.

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08-06-2007 , 05:49 PM

#48

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

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Lol but it's not just jorts, what self respecting man wears shorts at all?

eh? I guess you don't regularly play 18 holes in 100 degree heat.

Man up son.

Ok srsrrly DDY, if you're playing a sport or playing guitar,

you get a pass, but otherwise...

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08-06-2007 , 05:52 PM

#49

octopi

On the Island of Misfit Toys

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,121

Recently I was driving down a road under construction. Down the middle of the road, separating the oncoming lane of traffic from mine was a waist high cement barricade. In the distance, I could see an older man struggling to get over the cement barricade.

As I drove nearer, the man grew more alarmed and tried to speed his ascent over the barricade, but something was holding him back. He seemed to be struggling, and from a distance I thought it was because he was old.

It was not. It was because he was wearing jorts.