Oh, that's a tough. I guess it depends on what you're looking for. Just sex, body is more important - I can't see her face from behind.

But a pretty face will go a long way, and so I rank in this order:

Pretty face/hot body - ldo
Pretty face/avg body
Hot body/avg face
avg/avg

All else below this and you better be cool/rich/happy endings/etc.

Stunning face/ok body is an easy decision when forced to choose between the two.

As the expression goes, "I may be fat, but I can lose weight, and you'll always be ugly."

I mean if you really like someone you're going to want to spend a lot of time looking at their face during every day life & looking into their eyes & all that lovey-dovey stuff & if their face is just meh, then meh.

Advice please: Is it worth me spending lots of money to get a biological science degree of some nature, just so I can study the healing properties of bacon?

No. One does not need a degree to understand the wondrousness that is bacon. Bacon is best studied through every day applications and use.

You don't want to be a bacon-snob.

Sage words.

JMurder3
not god


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Thx!

So you also don't think I'm god?

True story from 10 minutes ago: at work my boss was like "I'm a god" and my co-worker was like "well then I'm a goddess" and my boss was like "are you a god, JMurder3?" and so I said "no, I am not a god."

Was really weird cuz they don't usually say such ridiculous things. I hope this doesn't mean they're keeping tabs on my 2+2 undertitle

rb
gave you the undertitle right?

i hope
that i was able to contribute.

Correct. I offered to make a thread to praise him, but he, being modest, declined.

hopefully its my turn next

For a thread that praises you?

no , i mean getting a new undertitle

That's a relief. I'm tired of starting threads.

Plz write something nice about me in my chosen form of a 1000 word essay.

Me: Dr Cornelius Donkus
Age: 69
Nationality: Antartican

failed to correctly spell nationality. sorry bro.

Dr. Cornelius Donkus is 69 and lives in a native Antartican. He is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, 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teehee what a tarp

You have already had several, most have never had one! Even if many were in fun, you still had them.

I want to praise JM3 for making a good effort at answering and delivering on these submissions! Of course he usually does deliver.

JM³, as you know you are among my very favorite posters on this site so, congratulations on 5k. For my request, please post a picture of a hot Asian woman that I have never sen before.

TIA

Thx...tbh I don't feel like I've delivered that well in this thread (although I thought my heroic couplet was ok).

Thank you, sir. I hope I don't let you down, but oddly I have no idea which of the billions of Asian women in the world you have & have not seen. Hope this one is acceptable.

change "many were in fun" to "all were in jest" and then you've got it.

do a limerick about pritepritegood

and then pm it to me when you're done i can't be bothered with checking this thread

and i think jacktay said that it has to be nice or something

You have 23 posts in this thread...I'm pretty sure you know where to find it.

There once was a posted named PritEPritEGood
Like Applebees she believed in eating good in the neighborhood
She was loved by the Count
Who was always trying to mount
Because he claimed she gave him massive wood