"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

yah, couldn't really put much more than the rules there . ty.

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

Then Keyser Soze started walking without a limp and got into a car.

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

Then Keyser Soze started walking without a limp and got into a car.

"Cool story bro" - I've said after he read his script to me; "It leans towards failure more than to epicnes or HOF, so I'm not sure am I doing it right if I produce this POS of yours."

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

Then Keyser Soze started walking without a limp and got into a car.

"Cool story bro" - I've said after he read his script to me; "It leans towards failure more than to epicnes or HOF, so I'm not sure am I doing it right if I produce this POS of yours."

a weak final bump to remind y'all to vote for LirvA for red! and then blackness...

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

Then Keyser Soze started walking without a limp and got into a car.

"Cool story bro" - I've said after he read his script to me; "It leans towards failure more than to epicnes or HOF, so I'm not sure am I doing it right if I produce this POS of yours."

a weak final bump to remind y'all to vote for LirvA for red! and then blackness...

Just then Dr.Livingstone piped up; "Ty idiot", he proclaimed, with a rueful smile .

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

Then Keyser Soze started walking without a limp and got into a car.

"Cool story bro" - I've said after he read his script to me; "It leans towards failure more than to epicnes or HOF, so I'm not sure am I doing it right if I produce this POS of yours."

a weak final bump to remind y'all to vote for LirvA for red! and then blackness...

Just then Dr.Livingstone piped up; "Ty idiot", he proclaimed, with a rueful smile .

"How rude of me, may I offer you a glass of milk?" said Martha.

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

Then Keyser Soze started walking without a limp and got into a car.

"Cool story bro" - I've said after he read his script to me; "It leans towards failure more than to epicnes or HOF, so I'm not sure am I doing it right if I produce this POS of yours."

a weak final bump to remind y'all to vote for LirvA for red! and then blackness...

Just then Dr.Livingstone piped up; "Ty idiot", he proclaimed, with a rueful smile .

"How rude of me, may I offer you a glass of milk?" said Martha.

"No!" I ejaculated, before I backhanded the ho.

"Time to clear my mess up IMO", I uttered to the shellshocked host.

you can stop, it's worse than the lounge one

Yeah that's a pretty good story, but I can top it.

So me and two of my friends are out on the town right, and we are getting totally wasted on Jack Daniels, like really wasted. We all feel like we're going to throw up, but we don't and we get a pizza each instead.

Then this girl who looks about 19 and is clearly up for it asks me for a slice of pizza and a smoke. I obviously tell her to get lost, I then go home alone before puking up on my bedroom floor and leaving it until the next morning.

Pretty cool eh?

"Lock it up!", she said to me, "I can't go walk around in Chinatown without a firmly locked chastity belt."

"**** it," I responded, "I'm coming with you."

"**** thread", i replied

"no u" - she comes back.

"yarblesmeme.txt," I said emphatically, "nod.gif."

"I'm never gonna let you tap this" - she added as we went out into backyard

"Nor am I every gonna give you up...or let you down" She stated half drunkly

"I think it is time for you to make me a ****ing sandwich" I hollered

"Only if you change your avatar, it tilts the **** out of me!" - and she start scratching her butt "im not gonna make you a sandwich becuase you touch yourself at night"

I do touch myself at night, I will give her that.

But that is her fault anyway!

"If you own a gun," bogan said as he charged into the room, "and you're not a farmer, you are a coward."

He got me confused there for a moment and I couldn't hesitate - I needed to know so I aksed: "Is that the same like when I stop before the white stuff comes out iyo?"

"If you stop before the white stuff comes up, your balls will explode" he stated

"Nobody wants that," said fuluck as he walked in, coincidentally right as someone mentioned male testicles.

All of a sudden FuLuck screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!! My ass is still virginal."

"At least warm him me with a finger first, tart, not the whole fist" he said.

"How warm? Not like a toast I hope?"

"More like a steady simmer imo"

"Did someone say hummer?" asks Prite as she joins the group

I said "Blow me bitch!"

"Don't you want to eat this sandwich I made you first?"

"Frist?" - I LOL'ed she still can crack me up. "But you failed so many time as frist that I wounder why you keep bringing that back?" - said that trying to be gentle as possible considering whole situation.

"Wow this story is starting to suck," said zoltan

"STFU ZOLTAN" - everyone yelled in one voice. "WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE **** UP?"

"Hasn't this been done before loads of times", sighed absolutefish who just showed up.

"This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past this blockade!"

In order to voice his discontent, absolutefish started a thread, which adizzle promptly fristed - I spent about fifteen seconds conjuring up a reply and I could swear I would be the first one ITT, but like he was just too fast.

don't make thunders in his directions, he mumbled.

"WTF? OMG, LDO!", cried the hoard.

When the first saw the n00ds of gizmo that had not yet been fully handed around

It was at this point that I remembered that I had forgotten to take my medication

Damn it , I don't wanna get some epilectic bs.

FIN

Then Keyser Soze started walking without a limp and got into a car.

"Cool story bro" - I've said after he read his script to me; "It leans towards failure more than to epicnes or HOF, so I'm not sure am I doing it right if I produce this POS of yours."

a weak final bump to remind y'all to vote for LirvA for red! and then blackness...

Just then Dr.Livingstone piped up; "Ty idiot", he proclaimed, with a rueful smile .

"How rude of me, may I offer you a glass of milk?" said Martha.

"No!" I ejaculated, before I backhanded the ho.

"Time to clear my mess up IMO", I uttered to the shellshocked host.

you can stop, it's worse than the lounge one

"I wasn't aware there was a mess to clear up in the lounge," said the host, "really?"

"Yarly", she replied in a condescending tone.

btw, like the story.

New Story:

One night I was all alone looking up midget porn on the internet when I heard a knock at my door.

One night I was all alone looking up midget porn on the internet when I heard a knock at my door.

I look into the peep hole and see no one, but the knocking persists; I realize it must be the midget.

One night I was all alone looking up midget porn on the internet when I heard a knock at my door.

I look into the peep hole and see no one, but the knocking persists; I realize it must be the midget.

“’Tis some midget” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

One night I was all alone looking up midget porn on the internet when I heard a knock at my door.

I look into the peep hole and see no one, but the knocking persists; I realize it must be the midget.

“’Tis some midget” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

The doorknob begins to turn as I'm turning my knob- in walks the midget, a midget named Bob.