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09-29-2008 , 05:48 AM

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,399

She's a three-bagger. One for her, one for you, and one for the lightbulb

He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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09-29-2008 , 05:49 AM

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

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09-29-2008 , 05:50 AM

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

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09-29-2008 , 06:15 AM

Ephialtes

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 20,361

mayo

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09-29-2008 , 06:16 AM

makemecool

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,365

poophead

Last edited by makemecool; 09-29-2008 at 06:16 AM. Reason: jerkface

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09-29-2008 , 06:17 AM

makemecool

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,365

no u

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09-29-2008 , 06:20 AM

knowewww

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 78

you have poor personal hygene

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09-29-2008 , 06:21 AM

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,399

she's so dirty you'd end up with lovebites on your 'roids

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09-29-2008 , 06:25 AM

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

are you in yet?

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09-29-2008 , 06:26 AM

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knowewww

banned

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 78

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Originally Posted by getterdone36

are you in yet?

Im already done

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09-29-2008 , 06:27 AM

#11

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

no u

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09-29-2008 , 06:28 AM

#12

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,399

You're not as tight as your mother.

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09-29-2008 , 06:29 AM

#13

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by diebitter

You're not as tight as my mother.

That's disturbing.

Probably true... but, disturbing.

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09-29-2008 , 06:31 AM

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getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

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Originally Posted by diebitter

You're not as tight as your mother.

sick burn

so the small condoms are too big?

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09-29-2008 , 06:35 AM

#15

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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09-29-2008 , 06:40 AM

#16

eighty6

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,930

you're hair is gay

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09-29-2008 , 06:45 AM

#17

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

I'm really liking the, "Because f*** you, thats why!".

I actually used this one on my wife this weekend.

She was starting up her usual s***.

and she wanted me to get her something out of the attic, I told her no.

she asked why...

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09-29-2008 , 06:47 AM

#18

getterdone36

dreaming of sheeps

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 18,469

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Originally Posted by Kevroc

ouch, no sexytime for you

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09-29-2008 , 06:52 AM

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Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by getterdone36

ouch, no sexytime for you

Not that particular night.

But, ship it the next night, imo.

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09-29-2008 , 07:07 AM

#20

Bluegrassplayer

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 40,645

George: Maybe I can better serve the world this way.
Jerry: You mean not subjecting women to your sexual advances?
George: A simple joke from a simple man.

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09-29-2008 , 07:13 AM

#21

doublehawk

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,499

chubby ****

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