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02-08-2009 , 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jnr Logical
- Tequila does make you do wild things

- If you are going out on a date and you think there is a good chance of secs then knock one off before you go. You will last a lot longer .

- Marriage/long term relationship advice- always let the woman make every little small decision in your life that you could not care less about. When there is a big decision to be made you put your foot down and there is no argument. This rule was used by my grandfather and passed onto me, I have been with my wife for over 12 years now.
first two ud have to be ******ed to not know, unless ur on happy pills like me in which case u gotta let ur nut back up for a day or 2 to make sure u even can get off after even a few drinks. Third one is pretty sound advice tho and if I ever change my mind about relationships ill take this to heart.



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Originally Posted by Holdencaulfield1
Jesus,imo looks like you dodged a bullet slick

qffcknt
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02-08-2009 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by getterdone36
don't ask them to fix you a sammich when their playing video games
after secksytime is completely legit/std tho amirite?
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02-09-2009 , 03:16 PM
-Don't slap her butt in public; do slap her butt in private
-At a nice restaurant, it is OK for the man to order for the woman as long as she has told you what she wants before the server comes back. Not sexism; good etiquette.
-Apologize when you are really in the wrong, but stand your ground and fight in other, more nebulous situations. She'll be angry either way, but at least you won't be a pushover.
-When you are out in public together, call any woman who is dressed more provocatively than she is a tramp.
-If someone insults her in your presence, say nothing, and punch him as hard as you can. Then take her hand and walk away calmly. Leave the chest-beating "what's up, let's do this, brah!" stuff to the amateurs.
-Never drink something that has less alcohol content than what she's drinking, unless you are driving. To paraphrase Sean Connery in "The Untouchables": "If she has wine, you have a martini. If she has a cocktail you have a whiskey neat. That's the Chicago Way!"

Last edited by Irish Lefty; 02-09-2009 at 03:17 PM. Reason: grammar
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02-09-2009 , 04:56 PM
dont be a dummy, cum on her tummy
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02-09-2009 , 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute
he means "contractions" obv
Although it´s not absolutely true that women can´t fake them. They can contract the same muscles consciously too. But I´d guess doing this in a believable manner requires a lot of training.
This is a lie... its really easy to fake the contractions fwiw...

im sorry to be the one to tell you this.
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02-09-2009 , 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
Dan actually wasn't small. Idk, maybe he lacked feeling in his penis.
You realize most blondes think that a toothbrush is 15 inches long, right?
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02-09-2009 , 05:47 PM
nebulous situations ITT.
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02-09-2009 , 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
nebulous situations ITT.
QFbigchickpun
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02-09-2009 , 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Sparki
This is a lie... its really easy to fake the contractions fwiw...

im sorry to be the one to tell you this.
lol, I don´t really care.

And how do you know that the "fake" contractions feel like an orgasm? I mean, did you do some fast vaginal contractions on purpose during sex it and your stud said "ah, you came!" or what?

And I mean, since guys don´t always feel the contractions when she cums anyway, doing this seems kind of pointless.
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02-09-2009 , 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
nebulous situations ITT.
ICWUDT.
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02-09-2009 , 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by case sensitive
if any chik can outdrink u then U SIR R A PUSSY
qft
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02-09-2009 , 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
marry me pls

what about if just our puppies get married.
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02-09-2009 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute
lol, I don´t really care.

And how do you know that the "fake" contractions feel like an orgasm? I mean, did you do some fast vaginal contractions on purpose during sex it and your stud said "ah, you came!" or what?

And I mean, since guys don´t always feel the contractions when she cums anyway, doing this seems kind of pointless.

there will always be a contraction when girls come.. if you cant feel it the gf has crappy pc mussels and needs to get on the kegels right now...

also I have fingers ldo.
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02-09-2009 , 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Sparki
what about if just our puppies get married.
sounds good as long as urs is a dude, kyra doesn't get along well with other bitches
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02-09-2009 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
sounds good as long as urs is a dude, kyra doesn't get along well with other bitches

ldo... Jake is kind of a pimp im not gunna lie.
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02-09-2009 , 07:04 PM
more advice, less yadda yadda
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