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08-07-2014 , 09:38 AM


This is fat from the back of a pig. It's called "fatback".





It gets chopped and tossed into a pan with a splash of water over medium heat.



After 1 hour, it looks kinda gross. A random spatula appears.



At 2 hours, things are happening! A roily, bubbly pot of piggy froth in my very own kitchen!



After 3 hours the entire house has a distinct odor that is equally pleasant and unpleasant. The shadow of a fork looms ominously.



3:15 - No more bubbles! Crunchy, floaty bits! Our rendering is done.



The brew is processed through a high tech filtration device.



Really? Wow. That was an awful lot of work for not very much grease.



The lard now goes into a sadly barren fridge to cool. Note: Several PBR's were harmed in the making of this poast.



What's left over are called cracklings. Not a waste product! These contain much utility as a snack item and scrambled egg additive.

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08-07-2014 , 09:50 AM
Cracklins and PBR...sick life!
We could hang out sometime.
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08-07-2014 , 10:27 AM
Now it's time to fry a steak in that lard iyam
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08-07-2014 , 10:45 AM
zikzak Goat. Congrats on 10K.
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08-07-2014 , 11:01 AM
Super 10K post ZZ.

Brings back memories for me. Helped slaughter hogs once when I was a kid. Started out with three living hogs being shot in the head with a 22 rifle and while they were laying on the ground quivering, being flipped over and stuck in the neck with a long butcher knife then being flipped back over so they could bleed out. But in a few hours you have tasty ham products. Yummy. Careful, those cracklins are hard as a rock and can play hell on your teeth.
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08-07-2014 , 11:08 AM

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Happy 10k zikzak
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08-07-2014 , 11:32 AM
i hope no pigs were harmed in the making of this

Last edited by thabighurt35; 08-07-2014 at 11:32 AM. Reason: gratz on 10k
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08-07-2014 , 11:54 AM
grats on the 10K as well

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Originally Posted by herbertstemple
Super 10K post ZZ.

Brings back memories for me. Helped slaughter hogs once when I was a kid. Started out with three living hogs being shot in the head with a 22 rifle and while they were laying on the ground quivering, being flipped over and stuck in the neck with a long butcher knife then being flipped back over so they could bleed out. But in a few hours you have tasty ham products. Yummy. Careful, those cracklins are hard as a rock and can play hell on your teeth.
Funny this brings back childhood memories, too. We used to slaughter 1-2 pigs every year on our farm and made stuff like schnitzel, sausages, and of course lard. The cracklings went into the sausage, and we used the lard for french fries from our own potatoes. Yummy!
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08-07-2014 , 12:50 PM
i'd give you thumbs up for 10k but **** **** damn man, that's the most disgusting post ever.
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08-07-2014 , 02:13 PM
no
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08-07-2014 , 02:45 PM
solid 10k post
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08-07-2014 , 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
solid 10k post
this
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08-07-2014 , 04:42 PM
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08-07-2014 , 04:51 PM


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08-07-2014 , 05:06 PM
Congrats and why?
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08-07-2014 , 05:56 PM
The process is called "rendering lard".
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08-07-2014 , 06:05 PM
Voted 5 stars anyway
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08-07-2014 , 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Hap Hapablap
why?
This was my first thought aswel!

Congrats zikzak
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08-07-2014 , 08:30 PM
Solid 10k poast.

Sad bachelor fridge. It needs some Dominos, ketchup, and half pound of turkey.
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08-07-2014 , 10:17 PM
If you must know, I made lard because I like to cook with lard, and none of the stupid supermarkets around here sell it, but they do sell fatback. I can usually get by with bacon drippings, but I haven't made bacon in a while.

In hindsight, it would have been easier to just make some bacon.
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08-07-2014 , 10:52 PM
[x]happy 10k
[x]waste of potentially perfectly good biodiesel
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08-08-2014 , 07:12 AM
What happened to the ominously-looming fork shadow?
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08-08-2014 , 08:57 AM
Happy 10k!

Disgusting OP though
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08-08-2014 , 09:47 AM
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Disgusting OP though
Here's the alternative. I think I prefer the stuff I can make in my kitchen with 2 ingredients and a sauce pan.

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08-08-2014 , 11:14 AM
You know you're never gonna finish that spaghetti sauce so might as well just toss it out now and get it over with.
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