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09-11-2010 , 12:15 PM

#26

ftpro

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 184

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Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Why aren't you good enough to be a new car salesman?

You don't need to be a good salesman to sell new cars. Most people already know what they want before walking into a dealership. A college graduate with a bachelor in finance can do the job.

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09-11-2010 , 12:17 PM

#27

Poker Reference

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,877

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Originally Posted by ftpro

You have to avoid getting a used car from a dealership. If you wanna pay 8 9 10k you may as well buy a new car with very low interest rates.
Don't a get a used car if you don't have to. Used certified maybe but that depends on where you go to get your car.

Thanks, but that didn't answer my question. Forget it.

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09-11-2010 , 12:19 PM

#28

ftpro

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 184

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Originally Posted by The Brickie

Is poker ability inversely related to used car sales ability?

I tend to bluff way too much on poker tables and I think that's because of my job.

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09-11-2010 , 12:19 PM

#29

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

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Originally Posted by ftpro

You don't need to be a good salesman to sell new cars. Most people already know what they want before walking into a dealership. A college graduate with a bachelor in finance can do the job.

So you aren't smart enough to screw people over on new cars?

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09-11-2010 , 12:21 PM

#30

ftpro

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 184

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Originally Posted by Poker Reference

Thanks, but that didn't answer my question. Forget it.

Ok buddy please read between the lines. Good deal on used cars = still a bad deal. I'm not here to teach you where to get used cars and how. I don't wanna lose my day job.

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09-11-2010 , 12:25 PM

#31

ftpro

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 184

2 pages and still not one ****ing good question. I'm gonna anwer the good questions from now on. Too many kidos itt.

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09-11-2010 , 12:26 PM

#32

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

So why did you decide to become a used car salesman anyways? Did you flunk out of sanitation engineering school or something?

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09-11-2010 , 12:31 PM

#33

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

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Originally Posted by phil0pp

sn?

I find this to be the most useful question so far.

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09-11-2010 , 12:36 PM

#34

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

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Originally Posted by ftpro

2 pages and still not one ****ing good question. I'm gonna anwer the good questions from now on. Too many kidos itt.

[ ] 2 pages

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09-11-2010 , 12:38 PM

#35

phil0pp

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,589

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Originally Posted by ftpro

2 pages and still not one ****ing good question. I'm gonna anwer the good questions from now on. Too many kidos itt.

maybe cuz no one gives a **** and ur job is not interesting or hard at all?

Last edited by phil0pp; 09-11-2010 at 12:38 PM. Reason: +1 to blue :p

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09-11-2010 , 12:39 PM

#36

wellju

BSOD and racetrack Ninja

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 5,247

Can you find me an E46 M3 CSL ?

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09-11-2010 , 12:52 PM

#37

Mutant K12

Vacant... with a hint of sadness

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,019

Whats it like for your life to suck so bad you need to try and get the admiration of random faceless people on the internet?

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09-11-2010 , 01:13 PM

#38

jmitchell42

mother****ing photoshopper

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 16,343

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Originally Posted by Mutant K12

Whats it like for your life to suck so bad you need to try and get the admiration of random faceless people on the internet?

he is a used car salesman. i think that answers it by itself.

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09-11-2010 , 01:17 PM

#39

devilbiss

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 6,339

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

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09-11-2010 , 01:31 PM

#40

Rapidtransit

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 285

I'll throw my hat into this one, as I did in the F OOT one. I run the internet department of a new car dealer near boston. I've sold chevys, hondas, mazdas, toyotas and saturns. All of the stores I've worked at do considerable used car volume as well. I'd be happy to answer any questions anyone has at all as well.

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09-11-2010 , 01:45 PM

#41

amazinmets73

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 5,561

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Originally Posted by MsBlueberry

I think we already have a car salesman thread, but that guy was actually helpful.

Link?

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09-11-2010 , 02:05 PM

#42

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,501

Why are u 2 pages in, when we are all on page 1?

Where u always a dick, or did some major event/incident turn u into one?

Do you ever insert your peen in the exhaust pipes?

If yes to No. 3, lube or no lube?

Last edited by ilovedonks; 09-11-2010 at 02:06 PM. Reason: for OP obv

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09-11-2010 , 02:13 PM

#43

Bagonirix

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,248

I'm on page 3

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09-11-2010 , 02:28 PM

#44

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

so are you ****ing dudes just to get them to buy cars? Does that really helps sales out that much? can you tell us where you work so i make sure i never go there?

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09-11-2010 , 02:29 PM

#45

ilovedonks

Bryce's imaginary baby daddy

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 4,501

We need some sort of standardised page system round here, gets confusing at times

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09-11-2010 , 03:10 PM

#46

Sleuuman

newbie

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 20

Any plan to get a good job one day?

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09-11-2010 , 03:57 PM

#47

Rapidtransit

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 285

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Originally Posted by Sleuuman

Any plan to get a good job one day?

Not sure if directed at me, but I figured I'd answer this. New car sales pays reasonably well as you move up. In this area salespeople prob avg in the 40-50k range, good ones closer to 60-70k, great ones, the sky is the limit. Management as you move up anywhere from 60-500k as a GM at a highline store. The hours can be tough, it's a bit stressful, but it certainly has perks as well.

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09-11-2010 , 04:16 PM

#48

MsBlueberry

The Night Nurse

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,450

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Originally Posted by amazinmets73

Link?

Yes sir, enjoy.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...g-cars-788636/

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09-11-2010 , 04:42 PM

#49

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,431

ugh, this thread is terrible, OP. You're a huge joke.

What's the nicest thing you've ever done for a customer?

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09-11-2010 , 05:16 PM

#50

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,431

This thread is just awful but what's the best attitude to have when you're approaching a used-car salesman? How much haggling am I expected to do/what's going to get me the best deal?

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