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04-18-2008 , 08:47 AM
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he would of made our arms shorter IMO
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04-18-2008 , 08:50 AM
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pics or it didn't happen
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04-18-2008 , 08:50 AM
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How would you wash yourself with shorter arms?
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04-18-2008 , 09:14 AM
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In before loch.
Please to be mentioning if you recognize the reference!
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04-18-2008 , 09:30 AM
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i dont recall the bible saying anything about masturbation so it must be cool with him
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04-18-2008 , 09:37 AM
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We're told by the catholics that if a sperm is wasted...god gets quite irate
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04-18-2008 , 09:41 AM
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Sperm prevents breast cancer if swallowed so god should just STFU then imo.
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04-18-2008 , 09:44 AM
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Sperm prevents breast cancer if swallowed so god should just STFU then imo.

hahaha, that's just disturbing
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04-18-2008 , 09:44 AM
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i dont recall the bible saying anything about masturbation so it must be cool with him

lold testaments.


You are damned for not knowing teh Bible.


Wiki Onan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
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hahaha, that's just disturbing
It's tr00! I read it somewhere on the internets.
I'm thinking about getting a t-shirt with "I can prevent breast cancer."
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04-18-2008 , 09:59 AM
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lold testaments.


You are damned for not knowing teh Bible.


Wiki Onan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

According to the text, after God had killed Onan's older brother Er

so if god kills people, that makes it ok for us to kill people too mirite?
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04-18-2008 , 10:11 AM
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04-18-2008 , 10:21 AM
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probably why he was so pissed off imo
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04-18-2008 , 10:21 AM
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This is one sexually frustrated dinosaur, do you see why?
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04-18-2008 , 11:09 AM
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This is one sexually frustrated dinosaur, do you see why?
lol
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He would have made women alot sluttier.
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04-18-2008 , 11:26 AM
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How would you wipe your arse with shorter arms?
FYP
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04-18-2008 , 03:10 PM
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It's tr00! I read it somewhere on the internets.
I'm thinking about getting a t-shirt with "I can prevent breast cancer."
dood there was a thread here that posted a fake CNN.com/Health page like 2 weeks ago or something....


Edit: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=172603
Edit: direct fakeness http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm
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04-18-2008 , 03:18 PM
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he'd have placed our junk in the middle of our upper backs.
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04-18-2008 , 03:44 PM
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he was just making sure watermelons, cantelope, and apple pie would remain edible
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04-18-2008 , 04:02 PM
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lol 'god'
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lol 'god'
who?
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04-18-2008 , 04:14 PM
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09-16-2008 , 07:46 PM
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In before loch.
Please to be mentioning if you recognize the reference!
Are you simply referencing my seminal post in this thread, which got multiple A+'s, calls for POTY and other accolades, and inspired somebody (not me) to create a gimmick account?:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...65/index3.html
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09-16-2008 , 07:51 PM
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use simple words while posting so i dont get distracted while mouthbreathing
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