I challenge any professional poker out there. I will absolutely destroy you all heads up. Anywhere any time. Im always ready and after I crush you I will move on to bigger and better things. People nowadays are so greedy. Im going to use the money that I take from you all to help the world. Giving to the homeless, helping the poor. Things that you all would never do by yourself. But your ego will get the best of you. You will think that you are a professional, I will take your money, and I will do good things with it. If you will not give it to those in need, I will take if from you and do it myself. The world is in a state of peril and I see professional poker players traveling and eating well, only focusing on themselves and their small sphere of concern. This will happen no more. No more selfishness, no more greed. I am coming for you all. None of your past achievements matter to me. You are just another face that I will take money from. Another selfish face. Enjoy your bankroll while it lasts, because if you decide to accept my challenge, you too will become homeless and destitute. I will stand by no longer. It is time.
It is time for me to take what is rightfully mine. It is my destiny. In such a cruel and cold world, no one is willing to step up to the plate and help those in need. A handful of professionals donate small to charity, but even that is a slap in the face. The chairty uses part of that money to pay themselves, those scumbags. I will sacrifice my life and my work towards building a greater future for those in need. And it all starts with me taking from these so-called professionals.

Who gives a **** about people in need lol.

Get a life man

Put your money where your mouth is. You are first on my list Amateur.

live $200-$400 heads up in vegas? ill fly you out.


edit: in before lock

You wouldn't dare

You can try to sit in nosebleeds and become the real Robin Hood!

Stake me

When you quadruple your bankroll to $200, I will accept your challenge. That's the smallest I will play for.

Lets play now

actually a lot of people do

Preach

if you were so good that you ll be able to destroy any pro i guess you would nt need staking

I'm a degen. The slots take up all of my money. But mark my words I will destroy any of them

Instead of giving your money to casino owners you could help other people like homeless. Maybe consider to seek for help

That is way I am here. This is my salvation.

So you're gonna make them homeless and poor... and then give them their money back?

After they feel the pain and suffering for a bit of time, I will prop them back up.

ban for begging

Nice try. Come down limits and play me. Scaredy cat

Greatest OP ever. What's the highest you can play right now?

maybe buy in for a couple hundred bucks but if the opponent is right i will consider selling my Camry

I am about to have dinner.

When I return I will decide whether to lock this thread, ban OP, or do nothing. You can probably guess which way I am leaning.

I see this sort of behavior all of the time. A man is about to serve justice for his people, and the tyrants come in to exert themselves for ego's sake. You can ban me, lock this thread, or do however you please, but I promise you that if you do, I will be back, and you'll wish that you hadn't treated a degen with such disrespect. Let's be honest. These professionals can't hide from me forever.

Does this look like a guy worth selling a Camry for?

Mr. Benjamin Reason? It will be like taking candy from a baby.