[x] All League baseball three years
[x] All League football two years (offense and defense)
[x] Elected Prom King
[x] Less than 1300 on SATs
[x] Rejected Mensa
[x] Owns a lifted Ford 4x4 with custom rims, and a Sea-Doo
[x] Possesses huge muscles, a tan, and a tattoo
ALL proof-positive of non-nerdness, imo.
NOTE: this is intended to be funny, whether you find it so or not. I'm well aware this sounds douche-y if I was serious. All true, however.
[x] All League baseball three years
[x] All League football two years (offense and defense)
[x] Elected Prom King
[x] Less than 1300 on SATs
[x] Rejected Mensa
[x] Owns a lifted Ford 4x4 with custom rims, and a Sea-Doo
[x] Possesses huge muscles, a tan, and a tattoo
ALL proof-positive of non-nerdness, imo.
NOTE: this is intended to be funny, whether you find it so or not. I'm well aware this sounds douche-y if I was serious. All true, however.
[x] 1800+ poasts on an internet forum
[?] Monogamous
[x] All League baseball three years
[x] All League football two years (offense and defense)
[x] Elected Prom King
[x] Less than 1300 on SATs
[x] Rejected Mensa
[x] Owns a lifted Ford 4x4 with custom rims, and a Sea-Doo
[x] Possesses huge muscles, a tan, and a tattoo
ALL proof-positive of non-nerdness, imo.
NOTE: this is intended to be funny, whether you find it so or not. I'm well aware this sounds douche-y if I was serious. All true, however.
I was captain of the varsity academic team for two years and lettered in academic team for all four years of high school. I'm also really ****ing good at ping pong. And I used to be able to shoot 85% free throws.