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Old 07-21-2008, 08:43 PM   #1
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I Cyber myself on AIM

For a while it has been becoming apparently obvious that the only other peeps good at cyber sexing is me. So I decided to Cyber myself on my laptop + PC and it was HAWT [not the windmill kind]. But my other half got the best of me, without further ado...







































D42n8 (12:42:10 AM): Hay!
BNSciGuy69 (12:42:19 AM): Hey, who's this?
D42n8 (12:42:27 AM): Well this is kinda embarrasssing but you don't really know me...
BNSciGuy69 (12:42:31 AM): ?
D42n8 (12:42:40 AM): K well this is lame but w/e I saw you a while back in a chatroom and added you to my friends list but forgot to IM you lol.
BNSciGuy69 (12:42:46 AM): umm k. well r u a gurl?
D42n8 (12:42:53 AM): Yaaa... duh, what r u doin?
BNSciGuy69 (12:43:02 AM): not 2 much i actually get rndom messages a lot so dont worry bout it its all good
D42n8 (12:43:11 AM): oohh sweet!!! umm jw a/s/l?
BNSciGuy69 (12:43:20 AM): u first im between 16 and 31
D42n8 (12:43:28 AM): lol? ok well 20/f/mn
BNSciGuy69 (12:43:34 AM): same
D42n8 (12:43:38 AM): what?
BNSciGuy69 (12:43:47 AM): well im a boy but rest same
D42n8 (12:43:50 AM): lol ya thats awsome
BNSciGuy69 (12:44:00 AM): I suppose you wanna cyber
D42n8 (12:45:08 AM): YES! god im so horny rite now
BNSciGuy69 (12:45:20 AM): lol, ya i tryed to cut back on cybering but its damn addicting i just started.
D42n8 (12:45:27 AM): TOTALLY can u send pic?
BNSciGuy69 (12:45:43 AM): not on this pc
D42n8 (12:45:49 AM): lame...no FaceBook?
BNSciGuy69 (12:45:56 AM): nah im a real man
D42n8 (12:46:11 AM): lol ok well just describe urself, how hawt on 1 to ten
BNSciGuy69 (12:46:22 AM): well on hotornot im a 8.9 but hotter then my score and im totally jacked i got black hair, good biceps, ya know.
D42n8 (12:46:31 AM): mmm, nice just send me the hotornot link
BNSciGuy69 (12:46:42 AM): well i forgot it but its old anyways, u got a pic, I bet ur rreally hot.
D42n8 (12:46:47 AM): umm ya, 1 sec
D42n8 (12:47:58 AM): http://bp0.blogger.com/_GzXYfK-lDG4/...r+camera+2.jpg
BNSciGuy69 (12:48:20 AM): dayum girl u hot
D42n8 (12:48:29 AM): r u hawt enough to **** me?
BNSciGuy69 (12:48:46 AM): ya for sure babydoll, 8.9 on hotornot is tough **** them haters try to keep me down, I prob lil out of ur league but im horny so who gives a ****!
BNSciGuy69 (12:49:39 AM): I come over ur in the shower, I knock twice, the door is open. I hjear the shower running and my dick gets hard. I notice its a lil smaller then norm but still around 10', u see me and get realllly horny
D42n8 (12:50:12 AM): no way, ur dick isnt 10 feet long, but yes im getting horny
BNSciGuy69 (12:50:24 AM): ya 10 inches, r u gonna do nething or just sit there lol
D42n8 (12:50:59 AM): my bad sorry, I am dripping wet from the shower and my pussy is also dripping wet from ur hawtness, i begin to give you head and u begin to rub my nipples.
BNSciGuy69 (12:51:33 AM): nice! my dick enflates to its full size in ur mouth, u like that. I take my dick out of ur mouth and start ****ing u baby. - also im very hard right now irl and in the cyber
D42n8 (12:51:49 AM): u **** me and i scream for more!!! let me know when u cum in real life
BNSciGuy69 (12:51:54 AM): close
D42n8 (12:52:09 AM): anyways, u keep ****** me ****! no u cum inside me, wtf u were supposed to pull out, im not on any BC!
BNSciGuy69 (12:52:15 AM): wtf I didnt cum yet i said close
D42n8 (12:52:22 AM): wtf im not on BC, wtf!
BNSciGuy69 (12:52:30 AM): wtf r u talking bout ***** ur crazy
D42n8 (12:52:45 AM): hey boy whut r u ^ 2 this l8?

well I hope you liked it, stay tuned for my threeway with myself, it's gonna be EPIC.
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Old 07-21-2008, 08:47 PM   #2
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Re: I Cyber myself on AIM

How do you have this much time on your hands jackie?
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Old 07-21-2008, 09:56 PM   #3
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Re: I Cyber myself on AIM

[ ] i came
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Old 07-21-2008, 10:14 PM   #4
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Re: I Cyber myself on AIM

A+ originality
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Old 07-22-2008, 01:28 AM   #5
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[x] four star thread
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Old 07-22-2008, 02:09 AM   #6
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Re: I Cyber myself on AIM

I laughed.
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