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It depends on what juristiction you are in. In some Canadian provinces and Territories you are served in person (guy at your work place says "are you Joe Blow," and hands you the summons to appear). If you don't show there is a warrant for your arrest issued, and you can avoid arrest by paying big fine.

I know it is not the same everywhere.

Anyway, if you are trying to get off jury duty, one person I know said that she was excited about getting on, because she watched so many laws shows on TV, and also thought she'd be a good foreman.

One side used one of their refusals on her, and I'm sure the otherside would have too. I'm told lawyers for defence and prosecution both hate people that are too keen to be jurors...they are wildcards.

So there is one potential way to get off...pretend you have waited your whole life for this.

unfair advantage here.

LIFETIME EXEMPTION from jury duty in PA.
They sent the thingie in the mail, u send them part of the thingie back
explaining why you can't serve jury duty.
So, I respond, "mental Illness".

They replied that I should contact them in case I ever accidentally get another jury summons.
[I can obv. show em my SSI paperwork 2 back it up.]

Yes one person (older white guy) that was in the jury pool said right away when he saw the defendant he thought he was guilty. Then he tried to rationalize it by saying if it was his son and that he should be given a fair trial. He was dismissed by the lawyers later.

I didnt lie and I wasnt going to.

My friend and I talked about this on the way there.

And this was why I was dismissed. I was second seat in the front row before sitting in the jury box. Two ppl were dismissed right way for various reasons. The lady in the first seat was dismissed b/c her mother recently passed away. She actually asked for an extension to come back. So i got moved to the one seat (closet to the judge top row). Judge asked everyone their living/job situations starting with myself. Then the lawyers started with their individual questions. The first question that came from the prosecutor was for me. So i knew I was on her radar already. We break for lunch and came back to her asking more questions. I noticed she asked the same question to me as another person (girl) in the box. Basically asking us if we ever lived on our own and/or for how long.

We took a 15 min break around 3:05. At this point I was worried about actually getting selected. We were supposed to break for the day at 5:00. I asked the bailiff if I could have a chance to speak to the judge and court staff after the jury pool was dismissed, like i did yesterday. He said no and that i should raise my hand once we get in there again.

At this point I was really feeling down for some reason. The defense lawyer was asking questions now and he asked me to confirm something i said earlier which I did. Then I said "Are you coming back to me?". I wasnt sure if he was moving on to speak to another person and I decided this was the time to mention i didnt think I was in the right state of mind to be apart of this trial. I also mentioned again about how i was taking medication for depression before and had social anxiety issues.

A couple mins later the judge asked me with my past if he should let me go. I said yes and he excused me.

I dont think I would have made it through the lawyer dismissing ppl process anyway. Had to stick around b/c my buddy who drove me was still in there. And he actually has to go back for the third day.


CLIFFS: dismissed for mental health reasons

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I actually kinda want to be in a jury. It'd be more fun than being prosecuted.

Mehh this is the 2nd time they call me in for jury duty. If i dress nice and gel my hair i guarantee they wont pass on a blue eyed blonde white boy for jury duty

If your in the chosen group they take you and then question the group to see if people are biased one way or the other. I can easily give a wrong answer something they dont want to hear and i wont get picked. Not that i dont want to do jury duty, i think id be a better juror than most of u donks here.

I was also thinking i walk in with pajama pants, and my hair all messed up and wear this shirt and they wont pick me lol.

Slice off your penis.

slice off the judges penis

Heh, my sister-in-law unwittingly got out of jury duty with an answer. The defense attorney asked her "do you think you can view the defendant as being truly innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable shadow of doubt?" Her answer was "well, if he got arrested he's got to be guilty of something." Nothing too nutty, nothing racist, but definitely alarming to a defense attorney. She didn't get on.

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Stab the judge


Chodeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa

start jerking off when they start questioning you

fyp

ask the judge, wyglmtt

Git throwed in jail.

fyp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94zkBGm1IoU#t=0m21s

wear white pants no undy, crap in your pants, show to everyone that brown **** spreading through your pants. then tell them, jury duty always makes you nervous, you'll get a life time exemption... try it and tell us how it goes.

try being racist against whites

try touching yourself at night

Wear an orange jumpsuit.