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09-17-2009 , 09:32 PM

EmpireMaker2

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I recently got a new house phone, and get about 20 calls a day from telemarkers. I like to pick up 1 or 2 a day to fk around with the people, and let them work on their rebuttals. They all suck at selling obv, and I generally just get tired and hang up because they are super boring, and read off a list. What is a more creative way to fk around with these people? Whole skits? Role reversal? I need to pound these people into the ground. Help me idiots.

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09-17-2009 , 09:33 PM

Jackitos

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Buy alot of stuff from them. They hate that.

also frist

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09-17-2009 , 09:35 PM

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

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pick up the phone, tell them to hang on for a minute, just leave the phone off the hook till they hang up.

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09-17-2009 , 09:35 PM

jt217

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obligatory seinfeld reference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ

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09-17-2009 , 09:40 PM

derm

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09-17-2009 , 09:47 PM

EmpireMaker2

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Originally Posted by derm

OMG eagerly awaiting the next call

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09-17-2009 , 09:48 PM

Maso777

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If its a female caller you could tell her that her voice is so sexy. Ask her if she wants to go out for drinks. If she declines, tell her you are stroking your **** because she sounds so hot. If she doesn't hang up immediately and keeps going on with her sales pitch, interrupt her constantly with questions about her tits, pussy, if she likes anal etc..

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09-17-2009 , 09:49 PM

animal_chin

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Youtube Tom Mabe.

/thread

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09-17-2009 , 09:50 PM

fraabru

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what i do is tell them that i do whatever business they are talking about... vinyl siding? i sell it every day! etc...

but after that counter script... it feels so inadequate...

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09-17-2009 , 09:51 PM

#10

case sensitive

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they have many u not win

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09-17-2009 , 09:57 PM

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Youngunpoker

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Originally Posted by jt217

obligatory seinfeld reference

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ

omg you beat me to it. DAMN YOU

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09-17-2009 , 11:45 PM

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Eyecrazy2

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 625

Say opening line, Benny's Crack House how may we help you.

Once said that thinking it was a telemarkter lil to be known it was my dads boss.

If chick start hitting on her... and give her your email address so u can chat up later or something idk go with the flow.

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09-17-2009 , 11:49 PM

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bogan4life

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I have done this work for a couple weeks and it is the worst thing ever. Best way to piss people off is to get real interested in what they are trying to sell act like your going to buy then say oh wait no sorry i dont like .......

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09-18-2009 , 12:04 AM

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The Brickie

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sW-PHukzdgM#t=0m08s

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09-18-2009 , 03:27 AM

#15

ashes of eight

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man you are so gangsta ***** w telemarketers!! dude u r like the firs person eva to do this ****1 ! u r ****in hilariuso dudE~!!! holy chit ****in hilariuos/!! god plz post more in here u ****in rich little fegget

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09-18-2009 , 05:01 AM

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Maso777

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In Canada I believe its illegal for telemarketers to call your cell phone. Like any normal person living in 2009 I don't have a land line and thus haven't received any telemarketers calls in ages.

In the US are they allowed to call cell phones?

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09-18-2009 , 05:06 AM

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Quagmyer

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20 a day? haha thats amazing
ive never had a telemarketer call me here. who needs a land line anymore

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09-18-2009 , 05:27 AM

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bingobars

old hand

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Boilerroom sales call was classic. Man I gotta watch that one again....

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09-18-2009 , 05:30 AM

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JJdeblufheld

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buy and install the telecrapper 2000

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09-18-2009 , 09:38 AM

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Cruizn63

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i always answer the phone and speak to them in spanish, that way they have no choice but to leave me alone.

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09-18-2009 , 10:36 AM

#21

99 problems

grinder

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take them out for a nice seafood dinner and never call them again.

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09-18-2009 , 10:37 AM

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Hap Hapablap

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dude i'd get a tomato. then i'd put the tomato on her pillow. if she fails to notice this she will rest her head against the tomato snd get juice in her hair.

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09-18-2009 , 11:12 AM

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PublicEnemy12

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

Youtube Tom Mabe.

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this.

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09-18-2009 , 11:16 AM

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Eyecrazy2

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Originally Posted by Cruizn63

i always answer the phone and speak to them in spanish, that way they have no choice but to leave me alone.

Yeah I also do this aswell.

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09-18-2009 , 11:19 AM

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GTBMuckface

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Originally Posted by animal_chin

Youtube Tom Mabe.

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DAMMIT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

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